Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up while staying at my friend's house. I saw the... - FML

By PikidiliJo - 24/12/2014 19:23 - United States

Today, I woke up while staying at my friend's house. I saw the bathroom light on, so for a laugh, I got up and quietly pennied the door. After laughing at him struggling to open the door, I decided to let him out. Turned out it wasn't my friend in there; it was his dad. FML

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PikidiliJo 12

Thursday 25 December 2014 8:25

It was actually in the morning. I woke up and the bathroom light was on.

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trellz17 19

Thursday 25 December 2014 0:31

You are not welcome there anymore.

Noah197099 17

Thursday 25 December 2014 0:32

Why would it be funny to block a door in the middle of the night?

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G00N3R 19

Thursday 25 December 2014 21:44

Hopefully he has a good sense of humour, for your sake OP

mitchellkirk2 4

Friday 26 December 2014 4:48

for anyone who doesn't know, "pennying" a door is stuffing pennies between the door and the door jam to create friction on the lock. that way when the person tries to get out, the handle shouldn't budge.

MdMan2 23

Monday 1 June 2015 14:37

And thus, the OP was banned from their friend's house

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