By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

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Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
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hawright 13

I guess you didn't see that one coming... I'm sorry, I had to.

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yupitssoph 18

Lovely roommate you have there. Go over to him, drop it back onto his face, and say: "I believe this is yours."

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natalia18oo 12

FYL! Can't get any worse then that!!

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RedPillSucks 31

He could have been asleep during a three-some with his gay roommate and the condom was partially hanging out his butt.

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cynical4life 4

Disgusting... Someone deserves an ass kicking!!

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sharksfan48 13

Anyone in awe at the accuracy o the throw?

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Sitaaboo 6

You slept through your roommate having sex with his girlfriend..hah I wouldn't be able to lol you deserve that. Haha should have given him some privacy lol :P

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DuRpY 5

So, was that drool that you woke up with coming out of your mouth, or leaked ****?

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hctln 5

And I thought wailing up to awkward lesbian sex was weird during my first year haha, I'd plot revenge!!!

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sarah6786 14

They had sex in the same room as you? Classy.

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