By Ugggggggggg - 06/11/2012 05:11 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
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samasara 20

Ohh. Time for revenge? Put caramel in her shampoo.

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Kallian_fml 21

Maybe she was just sick of getting carpet burn during sex? And if there wasn't that much hair, I don't know why you screamed. If every woman screamed getting waxed they'd have to make beauty salons sound proof.

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carlomanden 5

He screamed because it came unexpected. You would too.

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Kallian_fml 21

He said he woke up and saw the wax strip on his chest before she ripped it off. That's not really unexpected.

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Tezoma 28

30, do you expect to wake up to something like that? OP may not have even fully realized what was going on until it was too late. I know it takes me a moment to completely wake up.

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BunchieRules 31

37 - Agreed. If I woke up looking at a giant bucket of water over my head, I'm not sure my reflexes would be fast enough for me to just avoid the situation entirely. I would probably realize what was about to happen, and by then, I would not have enough time to react, so I would just relish in the moment of a gallon of water pouring on my head.

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kiwienne 21

Waxing can hurt like **** with the wrong tools. I've experienced the pain on my legs - would NOT want to try it on my chest :/

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Kallian_fml 21

37- I generally expect to wake up to much worse. Ever had a nipple piercing in your sleep?

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MrSarary 26

I love how she had an evil laugh before she pulled the strip

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Posthuman 26

Well maybe next time you won't try waxing her upper lip hair while she sleeps

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sugarshane007 20

Something tells me the fun has only begun! Good luck OP!

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lulzcoaster 3

i would say make her scream in return but its prolly illegal

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sugarshane007 20

Plenty of ways that aren't illegal, like scaring her, returning the waxing favor, or others.

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ApollosMyth 22

33 - I'm pretty sure someone could argue assault for getting waxed without their consent.

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sugarshane007 20

39 - They probably could, but kinky usually doesn't hold up well in court.

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