Health: Today, I woke up with every muscle in my body hurting so bad...

By FlabbyPants - 06/01/2015 02:51 - United States - Fort Myers

Today, I woke up with every muscle in my body hurting so bad I could hardly walk. Participation in a triathlon, or overdoing it at the gym? No, the results of a day spent cleaning the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2013 17:52 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my husband yelled at me for not doing any household chores. I can barely move my hand without suffering excruciating pain, due to recent surgery to ease my arthritis, and my other hand is as bad as ever. I can barely work this phone, let alone wash dishes and iron clothes. FML

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Health is overrated

By Anonymous - 16/03/2022 12:00

Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 03:47 - United States

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

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By bcoper - 20/02/2010 14:03 - United States

Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML

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By crazycatlady1890 - 02/05/2019 18:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I finished a full marathon and just wanted to relax and get pampered by my husband afterwards. Instead, I spent the evening taking care of him and his back because he had a spasm. Don't worry, he feels much better now. Meanwhile, I can’t move my legs. FML

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Give me strength

By wtbfiber - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML

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Knackered

By Anonymous - 11/06/2022 16:00 - Germany

Today, I'm fit, but so exhausted from work that I hardly managed to even climb the stairs. Yet, as soon as I sit on the couch for longer than half an hour, my butt starts hurting. So I guess it’s either reading a book lying on my stomach, which makes my back hurt, or hanging upside down from the ceiling like a bat. FML

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Out of shape

By Anonymous - 20/08/2023 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML

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Ouch

By rnw - 21/07/2016 05:34 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I thought my knee hurt because of over exercising in the gym. Then I remembered it was because I smacked it against my chair so hard I crumbled down and couldn't move for 5 minutes. And how I remembered? I did it again. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2011 19:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML

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Tuesday 6 January 2015 16:02

30 reps dishes 10 sets of laundry

thomasrasmussen7 20

Tuesday 6 January 2015 16:00

That is quite a work out though and hopefully it looks nice and clean.

Comments

pharm121 21

Tuesday 6 January 2015 18:15

What type of cleaning were you doing?!

crackpotL 33

Tuesday 6 January 2015 18:19

Does that make you out of shape and a slob?

chikinscratch00 8

Tuesday 6 January 2015 18:23

Workout man. You outta shape

earljonez 22

Tuesday 6 January 2015 19:27

Well now you know how Mr. Clean stays so fit.

KittyCat1991 13

Tuesday 6 January 2015 19:27

Hey, cleaning house is always a great work out and you might have got into such a deep cleaning that most people forget about. Be proud!

Headcrab 29

Tuesday 6 January 2015 20:12

You were expecting to get laid didn't you.

RobinGoodfellow 47

Tuesday 6 January 2015 22:06

What?

Headcrab 29

Wednesday 7 January 2015 19:18

nobody cleans a house faster than a man expecting to get laid.

tehface 5

Tuesday 6 January 2015 20:19

I woke up feeling like that too. From scooping snow out of the parking lot at work. For only an hour...

JKPwnage 27

Tuesday 6 January 2015 20:48

6666th IAYLS

HJKM_fml 19

Tuesday 6 January 2015 21:12

You can easily burn over 200 calories an hour vacuuming. That's like doing a moderate cardio workout. So being sore after spending the whole day cleaning is nothing to frown upon. Not only did you get a good workout, but you also have a clean house to show for it.