Miscellaneous: Today, I won an academic award during an assembly. Everyone laughed,...

By Colbasaur - 24/06/2010 14:29 - United States

Today, I won an academic award during an assembly. Everyone laughed, followed by booing. FML

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By asdf - 20/06/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 616

You deserved it 5 359

By plzdontclapme - 01/07/2012 23:03

Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML

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You deserved it 2 300

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By Jessey - 18/06/2009 13:05 - United Kingdom

Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 803

You deserved it 47 925

By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 08:21 - Australia

Today, I won an award at school for my hard work. Afterwards, my parents told me off. Why? They wanted my brother to get it instead of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 741

You deserved it 1 967

By smartgirl - 01/05/2009 23:48 - Canada

Today, at the awards ceremony at my school, I ended up winning the top achievement award in my grade. The principal spent at least ten minutes talking about my success to the audience, the whole time referring to me as a "he" as I stood right next to him. I'm a girl. FML

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You deserved it 5 491

Congratulations!

By Noname - 09/03/2009 02:48 - United States

Today, I went to an Honors Convocation for my school. I received a letter a few weeks earlier telling me I received an award. Surprised and proud, I invited my family to join me to see what award I was receiving. I couldn't find my name in the program. I was invited by mistake. FML

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You deserved it 2 948

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By disembob - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 724

You deserved it 3 453

By JG - 10/05/2012 11:48 - United States - Melbourne

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 412

You deserved it 4 208

By crushedsoul - 05/11/2015 21:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I attended my school's special invitation-only awards ceremony, relieved that I was getting a much-needed scholarship. I watched all my friends go up and win scholarships. In the end, I only got a certificate for doing well on the PSAT. My whole family showed up for this. FML

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You deserved it 1 986

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2021 19:59

Today, after giving a speech at college, I did the good ol' mic drop. The microphone fell with a loud bang that was heard through the clapping. FML

I agree, your life sucks 212

You deserved it 1 399

mesnugglez 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 19:03

So at least you won your reward!

Kassandra2011 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 19:09

They're just jealous that your such a genius.

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doctor_itsmylife 3

Thursday 24 June 2010 22:25

award you say? hahahahahahah boooooooooooo

emilyk123 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 22:26

at least u won da award, screw every1 else

emilyk123 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 22:29

OMG 99 ur not supposed 2 b writing a novel

emilyk123 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 22:31

ok 117 u r jst an obnocuios retarded ass

emilyk123 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 22:32

51 u r an jerky tennager who shood STFU

horrorcane 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 22:53

I live in america and I see people who work and study hard shunned everyday.

CrimsonWolf1294 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 23:02

lol. nerd. ydi

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 24 June 2010 23:08

There's nothing wrong with being a nerd...

Eldir 0

Friday 25 June 2010 18:31

damn right there's not >^^<.

chantelfurtado 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 23:05

everyone is just jealous u won an award

jordanlite 16

Thursday 24 June 2010 23:50

That sux. You should be proud of yourself! Don't let the cattle get in the way of being successful. You're a rockstar for winning.

pop_555 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 23:54

aww that sucks but u probably were ment to have to award good 4 u for earning it, hey and everything happens for a reson right!

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