Miscellaneous: Today, I won an academic award during an assembly. Everyone laughed,... - FML

By Colbasaur - 24/06/2010 14:29 - United States

Today, I won an academic award during an assembly. Everyone laughed, followed by booing. FML

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You deserved it 4 976

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By asdf - 20/06/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML

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You deserved it 5 359

By plzdontclapme - 01/07/2012 23:03

Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML

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You deserved it 2 300

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By Jessey - 18/06/2009 13:05 - United Kingdom

Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 803

You deserved it 47 925

By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 08:21 - Australia

Today, I won an award at school for my hard work. Afterwards, my parents told me off. Why? They wanted my brother to get it instead of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 741

You deserved it 1 967

By smartgirl - 01/05/2009 23:48 - Canada

Today, at the awards ceremony at my school, I ended up winning the top achievement award in my grade. The principal spent at least ten minutes talking about my success to the audience, the whole time referring to me as a "he" as I stood right next to him. I'm a girl. FML

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You deserved it 5 491

Congratulations!

By Noname - 09/03/2009 02:48 - United States

Today, I went to an Honors Convocation for my school. I received a letter a few weeks earlier telling me I received an award. Surprised and proud, I invited my family to join me to see what award I was receiving. I couldn't find my name in the program. I was invited by mistake. FML

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You deserved it 2 948

Get off!

By disembob - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 724

You deserved it 3 453

By JG - 10/05/2012 11:48 - United States - Melbourne

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML

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You deserved it 4 208

By crushedsoul - 05/11/2015 21:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I attended my school's special invitation-only awards ceremony, relieved that I was getting a much-needed scholarship. I watched all my friends go up and win scholarships. In the end, I only got a certificate for doing well on the PSAT. My whole family showed up for this. FML

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You deserved it 1 986

It's never like in the movies

By Anonymous - 06/09/2021 19:59

Today, after giving a speech at college, I did the good ol' mic drop. The microphone fell with a loud bang that was heard through the clapping. FML

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You deserved it 1 399

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mesnugglez 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 19:03

So at least you won your reward!

Kassandra2011 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 19:09

They're just jealous that your such a genius.

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redheadregect 0

Friday 25 June 2010 0:10

fyl for being in school

mikedamico6 0

Friday 25 June 2010 0:23

@99 you must have nothing better to do. that's a long ass comment for no reason.

the_Flirt 0

Friday 25 June 2010 0:49

hah agree

Colbasaur 0

Friday 25 June 2010 0:52

I wasn't being a dick or an asshole. People just don't like me because I'm in the emo/juggalo crew. I'm not even emo

Freeze_fml 16

Friday 25 June 2010 1:15

BOO.

Chopperman_fml 0

Friday 25 June 2010 1:55

Eek! A ghost!

l3allin_all_day 0

Friday 25 June 2010 1:26

haters

CoronaR0na 0

Friday 25 June 2010 1:39

today they booed you in the future they will shake your hand and call you boss

_Gabbie_ 0

Friday 25 June 2010 1:42

hahaha aww well shit happens! :)

eytanrodin 0

Friday 25 June 2010 1:47

Let's see who is laughing when the same people who laughed at and booed you are working for you or would like to work for you. It's your age that causes them to act like assholes. Stay the course. The older folks all wish they did and they have a little more experience and wisdom. Congratulations. ...and if you are also an annoying asshole, work to change and you'll be glad you did.

nunchux 0

Friday 25 June 2010 1:51

Maybe I'm just new to this, but why the hell does every FML have at least 100 comments where people just debate with one another. Do you even pay attention to the FML itself? Makes me not want to submit any.

yagurlteeteexoxo 0

Friday 25 June 2010 2:01

op just hold ur head up n keep up the good work. one day to will b laughing @ their ass n booing them out of your office. never pay hatred any mind.

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Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML

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Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk, I was really happy to hear someone had found it and handed it in. Too bad I was too late, because someone had already claimed it. FML

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