By imawesome - 02/03/2012 03:54 - United States

Spicy
Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML
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Same thing different taste

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cradle6 13

Might want to see a doctor about that.

If it really hurts bad, you should see a doctor, no joke.

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I used to have this same problem. OP, if it's not endometriosis or a pelvic infection, and/or you are a dude, try jerking off with a smallish butt-plug in your ass. It prevents the pelvic floor muscles from over-tightening to that insane degree.

Pleasure and pain ;) but on a serious note go see a doctor....

perdix 29

The solution is so obvious: Find a premature ejaculator for a boyfriend! He'll finish before you even get close to climaxing and he won't be ashamed because it would hurt you if he lasted longer. You'll probably get a house, a car, lots of clothes and jewelry and zillions of free meals by being the cum dumpster for Mr. Speedy. I'm not sure where the breakeven point is, but somewhere a huge amount of free shit is better than an ******.

@110 Most scientific studies that claim a women "squirting" were done decades ago and were biased as mostly men did the studies. Newer studies show that most female ejaculation contains no urine content whatsoever. I used think it was just women peeing also, haha.

busylawstudent 0

Sounds like diverticulitis. It could develop into something worse later. You should definitely see your GP.

Maybe you are doing all the hard work next time try to relax & have your partner do the work.

limeaway123 0

You need to go to the doctor right away. My best friend had that happen to her and she had a STD

iwishicould 7

Are you. Actually orgasming or just coming close? Because you will experience bad pains if you don't actually ******. Although, if you are, then you should definitely go see a doctor.

You most defiantly wanna get that checked out lol