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By beaverfever - 06/08/2014 16:45 - Poland - Kolobrzeg

Today, I wore a tank top for the first time in a few years. It turned out even worse than the last time. I got insulted by several people over my "Never say never" upper chest tattoo, which I got years ago, before the words ever became associated with a certain douchy Canadian pop "singer". FML

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By ;-; - 29/04/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I took my hoodie off in public and my shirt accidentally lifted up with it. I've had bad skin problems since I was 12 or 13, and my chest looks horrific as a result. Everyone in my vicinity reacted with horror and called me all sorts of awful names. Nice to know that my appearance makes me that repulsive. FML

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Chill out

By HURP - 17/06/2015 15:41 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I wore a sleeveless shirt for the first time in years, when I glimpsed something on my shoulder that looked like a spider. I let out a scream that sounded like a donkey having a stroke, and flailed my arms. Then I realized it was my tattoo, and that I was freaking out everyone on the bus. FML

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Small talk is hell

By thisismyawkwardface - 19/02/2014 07:17 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

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Leave me alone, freak

By snow vixen - 07/02/2022 09:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I got slut-shamed by a guy in a 7-Eleven for having a face tattoo. A.) It's a birthmark; B.) I'm 15 and look it; C.) This happens a lot, and D.) I was wearing a full body winter coat and all he could see was my face. FML

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By distracted - 16/09/2012 07:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I went out for lunch with a guy I hadn't seen in a couple of months. He seemed to be staring at my chest quite a bit, but I wasn't too bothered by it. Turns out there was still an XL sticker on my shirt. FML

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By screw life - 01/10/2012 11:35 - United States

Today, my brother saw my side when my shirt came up, and asked when I got a tattoo; the pink he saw was in fact my stretch marks. Worst of all, I had to show them to everyone to prove I didn't actually get a tattoo. FML

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By mookiemookie01 - 27/03/2014 22:34

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 21:56 - Sweden - V?llingby

Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML

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By Uglyshirts - 09/04/2009 08:44 - South Africa

Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office-all of them guys were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML

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amandam21 9

Thursday 7 August 2014 0:11

Well, you can't blame them. Nobody likes a belieber. Can you get the tattoo removed or something?

JennaNGood 21

Thursday 7 August 2014 1:07

As far as most Canadians are concerned, he isn't considered one of us anymore. Just a clarification. No one likes that little fucknugget.

Comments

leonlee2002 10

Thursday 7 August 2014 7:14

IT's a pop SCREAMER, that's what IT is

dabears1011234 27

Thursday 7 August 2014 7:16

This is an example on why you don't get a tatoo.

Soulless_95 20

Thursday 7 August 2014 7:17

As a Canadian, I'm sorry that my country produced him.

stefree601 3

Thursday 7 August 2014 7:29

There in lies the reason tattoos are almost always a bad idea.

shannly00 11

Thursday 7 August 2014 7:32

Try covering it with something else or either carry It with pride but don't whine about it.

ninety 25

Thursday 7 August 2014 7:43

No Ragrets, OP.

bobslawnservice 16

Thursday 7 August 2014 8:16

Remember kids, shitty tattoos are for life.

live2loveurself 11

Thursday 7 August 2014 9:18

excuse me, but what is with those air quotes around singer? he is a great singer! you should be proud of that tattoo!

rambleramble3 11

Friday 8 August 2014 20:27

They are just called quotation marks. And I hope that was a joke....

PaulieXP 16

Thursday 7 August 2014 9:26

Yeah don't you just hate it when some asshole comes along and ruins an otherwise harmless thing just by association? I can't even wear a mustache anymore thanks to that Hitler guy...