Miscellaneous: Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and...

By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2016 05:03

Today, I bought a rather unique shirt for my boyfriend, planning to give it to him for Christmas. He showed up wearing the same shirt. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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By whyme - 13/07/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

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You deserved it 41 850

The Gap

By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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By notyouraverageteenager - 10/06/2010 07:06 - Australia

Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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You deserved it 3 436

By oops - 27/03/2014 23:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML

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You deserved it 7 129

By krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

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Timmip12 9

Sunday 14 February 2016 19:13

Isn't him telling you to take it off a good thing?

anonymous198913 26

Sunday 14 February 2016 19:15

Maybe you should make sure it's ok to wear his clothes. He might be germophobic. Better luck next time OP.

Comments

phantomxbg 17

Sunday 14 February 2016 19:33

What a douche, you should talk to him about it

igg125 30

Sunday 14 February 2016 19:37

Did he also make you take off your bra?

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Sunday 14 February 2016 19:37

thats escalating to ridiculous

PuppiesKisses 15

Sunday 14 February 2016 19:37

Is he OCD or something? Even if he is its really a dick move to make you pay for dry cleaning it. Makes me think he sees you more as a booty call type of girlfriend rather then a 'I accept her as she is and want to be with her' type of girlfriend.

shanson 22

Sunday 14 February 2016 19:46

I'd understand him not wanting you to wear it if it was a nice work shirt, but asking you to pay to have it cleaned is ridiculous

tibtak_fml 10

Sunday 14 February 2016 19:47

You should dump him and find a boyfriend that will let you wear his shirts

searchr999 14

Sunday 14 February 2016 19:49

Wow time to find one who is at least a little romantic.

sinverguenza 11

Sunday 14 February 2016 19:52

Consider the following: maybe you didn't look sexy in it at all.

photographer49 22

Monday 15 February 2016 1:14

#23 Then he could have simply asked her if she would take it off.

flaka816 8

Sunday 14 February 2016 19:58

well that was rude of him. I would dump him.

xDrakeNinja 12

Sunday 14 February 2016 20:17

What... but its fine that she wore his clothes without permission? Ok... Anyways, its not a big of a deal. If you think someone should break up over that....

crudeandrudeguy 29

Sunday 14 February 2016 23:02

Yes but people who overreact like 24 will die single...

sparkledoge 29

Sunday 14 February 2016 19:58

I understand why he'd want you to take it off but you must not have worn it longer than a few minutes so wanting it dry cleaned might be a little excessive. Mostly since he's your boyfriend and should have no problem with something touching your body ? Maybe you guys should talk and figure out what's up with him.