Miscellaneous: Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and...

By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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You deserved it 895

By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 355

You deserved it 6 228

By Anonymous - 22/12/2016 05:03

Today, I bought a rather unique shirt for my boyfriend, planning to give it to him for Christmas. He showed up wearing the same shirt. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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You deserved it 684

By whyme - 13/07/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

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You deserved it 41 850

The Gap

By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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You deserved it 13 853

Be careful what you wish for…

By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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You deserved it 561

By notyouraverageteenager - 10/06/2010 07:06 - Australia

Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML

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You deserved it 7 331

By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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You deserved it 3 436

By oops - 27/03/2014 23:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML

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You deserved it 7 129

By krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

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Timmip12 9

Sunday 14 February 2016 19:13

Isn't him telling you to take it off a good thing?

anonymous198913 26

Sunday 14 February 2016 19:15

Maybe you should make sure it's ok to wear his clothes. He might be germophobic. Better luck next time OP.

Comments

kowsee 22

Sunday 14 February 2016 20:06

Ouch :/.... What kind of shirt would he need dry cleaned after you wore it...

SuckerPunched44 12

Sunday 14 February 2016 20:12

Well, looks like someone's not romantic

TheDragonsGuard 19

Sunday 14 February 2016 20:33

Annnd someone's not getting lucky.

URBeingLied2 23

Sunday 14 February 2016 20:46

Things are more important, than a moment, to him.

OmgimBored 9

Sunday 14 February 2016 20:48

WOW! he is a D bag Just saying

vintageart1994 16

Sunday 14 February 2016 20:59

And they say romance is dead. Fyl

luvlu444 24

Sunday 14 February 2016 20:59

sometimes your bf telling u to remove clothing isn't always a bad thing

TaoShaman 24

Sunday 14 February 2016 21:10

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kafka13 9

Sunday 14 February 2016 22:51

well in this case he actually looks shallow caring about his shirt more than about girlfriend, if he doesn't like his girlfriend touching his clothes then he could just nicely tell her about it instead of making her to pay for dry cleaner like she washed the floor with his precious shirt

DoomedGemini 37

Sunday 14 February 2016 23:02

How did she ruin it??? Seriously, she just said she put it on her body.

autismom1999 8

Sunday 14 February 2016 23:35

How can you ruin a shirt having it on for a few minutes? No I think the boyfriend is a over sensitive dickbag, most guys would have loved that especially if she wasn't in much else. His response is to tell her to have it dry cleaned. ... What the actual ****, kick his ass to the curb and find a normal guy. Dry clean the shirt my ass, **** you buddy. If the shirt means that much to him he can **** it.