Miscellaneous: Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and...

By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2016 05:03

Today, I bought a rather unique shirt for my boyfriend, planning to give it to him for Christmas. He showed up wearing the same shirt. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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By whyme - 13/07/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

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By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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You deserved it 561

By notyouraverageteenager - 10/06/2010 07:06 - Australia

Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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You deserved it 3 436

By oops - 27/03/2014 23:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML

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By krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

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Timmip12 9

Sunday 14 February 2016 19:13

Isn't him telling you to take it off a good thing?

anonymous198913 26

Sunday 14 February 2016 19:15

Maybe you should make sure it's ok to wear his clothes. He might be germophobic. Better luck next time OP.

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NativeNation98 5

Monday 15 February 2016 19:57

I would've dumped him

mattrd_fml 31

Tuesday 16 February 2016 1:42

are you a guy or a girl?

mrBearBear 11

Tuesday 16 February 2016 5:22

That sucks, but if you knew it was his favorite then you should have known how possessive he is of it. Next time just walk in naked.

rpaul365 14

Tuesday 16 February 2016 7:30

Sounds like dumping time!

informaljeans 4

Tuesday 16 February 2016 14:05

you havent lived up to the expectations of the ex-love who wore it. plus he still loves her to make you dry clean it.

NinePlusTen 4

Thursday 18 February 2016 21:15

Ffs people stop dating total douches, ydi.

radiocaf 29

Wednesday 24 February 2016 11:52

Wow, what an ass. Really?

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