By braceface - 07/07/2010 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I worked up the courage at lunch to sit next to the girl I've been in love with for 3 years. Everything was going great. That is, until I sneezed and my retainer shot out my mouth, and landed in her lap. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 249
You deserved it 8 029
When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

whoknowsme 0

Chances are buddy you don't /love/ her. You're young, it sucks, but it's okay :) There will be new girls, better girls and besides if this girl is soooo off put by this retainer thing. She isn't right for you.

31 1
tincans 0

wtf kind of sneeze is that? and if you wouldve covered your mouth, your retainer wouldve stayed in place.

27 0

Comments

MMG93 8

I'm sorry; but if you can't even sit next to her than I doubt you can talk to her, in which case there is no way you can love her at best it's a crush. But since you actually think you love her that's more like stalker territory.

3 0
JessieMongoose 11

You're supposed to cover your mouth when you sneeze. -.- You so deserve it.

0 0
Bhuggy 0

YDI for not putting your hand over your mouth

0 0
perdix 29

Retrieve it with your tongue and she love you long time!

0 1
xoSarahLuvsUxo94 0

I think that the OP should learn how to close their mouth(; and just apologize. stupid stuff happens all the time but I mean that is really digusting /:

0 0
MyLifeIsGreat_ha 0

**** that, reach down there an get it, shit like that may turn her

0 0
Staciii 0

how did this happen was your retainer really loose?? if so why dis you even wear it?

0 0
livefreeorFYL 0

that's for not covering your nose/mouth when u sneezed

0 0
AtOmiK_R3ApEr 0

You need to man up.Just to sit next her.You need to stop been a pussy

0 0
jcue13 0

that's why you cover up your mouth when you sneeze

0 0