By mmaisie - 01/02/2011 10:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I wrote a 2000 word essay on "Las Vegas - The City That Never Sleeps". I was proud of my work, until someone pointed out that New York is "The City That Never Sleeps", not Vegas. FML
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vijer 0

You could argue that Las Vegas is also a "city that never sleeps", since people stay up all night gambling or out at clubs. However, Las Vegas is usually recognized as "Sin City" and the slogan is "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas".

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Jonkbaby 22

ah-haaaaa but New York is in Las Vegas. I saw it in pictures. I thought it was by Maine but it isn't. tell you're friend to eat a bowl of honey bunches of fail

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brianjman14 22

Ok, are you trolling, or are you a dumbass? First this comment, then you think you use "you're" in "do your homework." Then you think UK means "Kentucky," and finally you thought this was a geology problem when it was a GEOGRAPHY problem.

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imsh0rts0watt88 1

The New York New York is a hotel in Las Vegas.... New York is a state near Pennsylvania... across the map... I hope you're not really THAT stupid!

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lilasiangirl09 0

that's just a copy of new York it's a casino based off of it

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Jonkbaby 22

I will bet you 500 dollars that the new York in las Vegas is the REAL las Vegas. where do you think the Yankees, knicks, giants, jets, mets, islanders, rangers and lakers play? problem solved. next.

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liloneex3 0

New York is in Los Angeles, not Las Vegas.

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CrAzY_MaN100 0

wow if u had to write a paper why didn't u go to google and type it in see ur mistake. clearly u r a rookie at these types of things

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

"why didn't u go to google and type it in see ur mistake" What exactly were you trying to say there?

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perdix 29

Insomnia is pretty widespread all over America. With the rampant obesity, sleep apnea is an epidemic resulting in a nation of sleep-deprived fatties. Yet, we rule the world until China snatches it from under our corpulent, lazy, complacent asses.

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Jonkbaby 22

uh. north koreans aren't Chinese. >.<

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perdix 29

North Korea is not a threat to take over the world. China is the leading candidate, but any combination of the BRIC countries could knock us off of our bloated, adipose asses.

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underfailer 0

Sorry, China will eventually realize we have no plans of paying them back, start world war, then do the stupidest thing anyone could ever do(attack russia), get raped, world continues like usual.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

If China actually started a "world war" I highly doubt the world would just carry on as usual if they fell because everyone else would either 1. still be trying to kill each other or 2. Suffering while trying to clean up the huge mess that a world war would create.

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sculp91 0

well you're from the UK so I'll let this slide

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Jonkbaby 22

uh.. im sure geology is a required credit at university of Kentucky

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mintcar 9

This 'troll' is a dolt.

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TaTaTanyaHo 5

24, 4 has it right

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Aerious 0

You're wrong too* Jonkbaby, are you mentally retarded or something?

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Jonkbaby 22

no. are you'. err I mean re'you? HAPPY?

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yellowdoor 0

Just change it to "Las Vegas - The City Real That Never Sleeps"

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TJSpeed91 4

Dumb ass! Los Vegas is called Sin City!

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enoughgrace 4

The name is "doo-maz". Geez, everyone knows Seattle is the sleepless one.

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Bertj 5

You could just pretend that the whole point of your essay was to prove that Las Vegas is the authentic city that never sleeps.. Just maybe rewrite the conclusion of your essay. And off you go.

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brunettegurly 0

24, 4 is right you dumbass

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