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By Ally - 27/09/2015 01:47 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I wrote a song for my boyfriend on paper. The first thing he did was correct my grammar. FML

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By lil123 - 25/03/2012 04:40 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML

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By ITalkGood - 28/12/2009 00:37 - France

Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML

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By zippersaremoreimportantthansentiments - 01/02/2014 08:11 - United States - Montgomery

Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML

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By Oh - 22/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Winterville

Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML

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By wabbyfish - 14/03/2014 03:36 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML

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By bad poet - 02/12/2013 01:57 - United States - Millerton

Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML

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By blaze - 17/02/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML

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By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

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By Poem - 19/12/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, the only response I got was, "You may want to use a spellcheck." FML

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hhlucky14 17

Sunday 27 September 2015 19:19

Maybe writing poems to a grammar nazi wasn't the best idea

andits 21

Sunday 27 September 2015 19:21

Be romantic with someone who can handle romance. He should've admired your effort. Plus poems don't always have to be grammatically correct.

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Jryan952015 7

Sunday 27 September 2015 23:24

Should have told him it was a first draft

LITTLEHORNFISH 7

Monday 28 September 2015 0:06

Sounds like both of yu need to lighten up

MisUnFortunate 31

Monday 28 September 2015 1:25

"I got your love letters, corrected the grammar, and sent them back."

walker9879 25

Monday 9 November 2015 13:30

#47 I actually did that once, back in grade school I was mad at this kid so he kept sending me notes with apologies so I would send it back corrected, then told him I might consider if he send correct grammar and spelling.

JKPwnage 27

Monday 28 September 2015 4:48

If you're old enough to have a boyfriend, you're old enough to write well.

vikky538 28

Monday 28 September 2015 4:56

Was he a English teacher

Ancient_Mirage 14

Monday 28 September 2015 5:01

You think grammar is a motherfucking game?

EsotericAura 25

Monday 28 September 2015 5:47

Oh Ha Ni?

DontBeRude 14

Monday 28 September 2015 6:06

He's a keeper!

allineedarebooks 10

Tuesday 29 September 2015 6:17

Is your boyfriend really Stannis Baratheon?

backoffuugly 11

Tuesday 20 October 2015 19:16

he knows what's really matter

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