By GoodDog - 09/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
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Lisimal 7

Always listen to your dog! Shame on you.

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EChan 1

Good thing it was only your car and your dog wasn't barking because your house was on fire.

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icertainlysuck 0

u are worse than michael vick! dog hater :P

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aback 4

The people around here all have dogs to "guard their property". Thing is, they never pay any attention to them at all when they bark their heads off. They don't come see what's happening, nothing. So, you're not alone, anyway.

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gkunit20 0

Seriously, some people don't have dogs. They will bark at EVERYTHING. It could have easily been a squirrel.

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aback 4

If you actually pay attention, you can tell by the sound why it's barking. If you just let your dog sit outside and bark all day over nothing, then your neighbors are getting ready to burn your house down.

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natsaysheyyy 16

If you actually put time and effort into training your dog, your dog is not just going to bark a freaking squirrel. In my house, my dog is not allowed to make a peep unless he is notifying me of something. Dogs that bark at everything are so annoying and are a result of poor training.

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AnthonyD86 0

sucks that your car was stolen but YDI for yelling at your dog for doing his job.

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bosshaug 0

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ryansims 0

no **** your dogs life for having a retard as an owner

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shyguy_fml 0

I concur with you! Poor dog ;(

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Intoxicunt 5

They were probably stealing your car as revenge for your dog not shutting up.

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Intoxicunt 5

If the law saw it that way, I would have to open a used car lot within a year of moving somewhere. :) I do wish the law was more based on 'an eye for an eye', or in this case, maybe more like 'an eye for a toenail'. Revenge, FTW.

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omgyoukilledkeny 0

lol once I was having a dream I was on a bus with my crush and she was leaning in to kiss me and my dog woke me up for a walk xD

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

"...I turned on the evening news Saw a old man being interviewed Turning a hundred and two today Asked him what's the secret to life He looked up from his old pipe Laughed and said "All I can say is." Don't blink Just like that you're six years old and you take a nap and you Wake up and you're twenty-five and your high school sweetheart becomes your wife Don't blink You just might miss..." Someone stealing your car

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