Animals: Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking... - FML

By GoodDog - 09/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML

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By DamnDogs - 05/03/2012 10:28 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML

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By rimjob - 20/02/2010 10:36 - United States

Today, my dog barked for 30 minutes with me yelling for him to shut up. Guess that's how long it takes someone to steal the rims from my truck. Good dog. FML

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By Yo mom - 27/12/2011 07:12 - United States

Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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Awkward…

By ApolloandDixie - 23/12/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML

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Crime scene

By xTRYSOFTx - 07/03/2020 03:00 - United States

Today, I called the police because I thought a burglar had broken into our house. I found out the strange noise was just my dog fucking about, so I smashed a small window and kicked down a door so I wouldn't be embarrassed. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 15:34 - United States - Lexington

Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML

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Who's a good boy?

By Anonymous - 08/05/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend's vicious dog, which he got as a security measure and growls and barks at me whenever I go near it, was caught on our security camera playing like a puppy with a burglar, while the other two burglars cleaned out all our valuables. FML

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WOOF!

By Dweeb - 02/10/2019 18:00

Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML

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Good boy

By Chyna - 04/12/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I got locked out of my car while the engine was idling. The "good news"? My dog inside the car thought this was the funniest thing ever and barked happily every time I tried to open it. FML

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Lisimal 7

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:07

Always listen to your dog! Shame on you.

EChan 1

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:25

Good thing it was only your car and your dog wasn't barking because your house was on fire.

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Ranoona 0

Monday 21 September 2009 14:02

poor dog he was just trying to help. Now that you shouted at him I doubt he will bark at anyone who will try to steal your things.

jerry10394 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 4:13

the dog deserves a ******* from you

rety1 13

Monday 20 September 2010 19:58

lol. that sucks. the factory alarm on my car has a mechanism to cut the starter and lock the steering wheel upon the alarm being set off.. and my cars from the 80's.....

XxSonyaBladexX 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 5:26

Aren't animals amazing?!?

rainergeis 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 23:57

How old is your car exactly? Because the newer one can't be hot-wired.

Meesersuperman1 4

Saturday 21 January 2012 17:14

Well if your dog doesn't usually just randomly start barking in the middle of the night you should assume something is wrong.

georgiag_93 4

Sunday 24 June 2012 12:38

Good dog

motoxracer156 5

Saturday 30 June 2012 4:29

Ydi listen to ur dog

GirlWhoLovesVB 9

Saturday 21 June 2014 21:07

I can connect...I love my two dogs so much but they howl and bark at absolutely everything at any time of day and I wouldn't be able to tell the difference with them barking between something dangerous and a bird walking outside the window.

justinemalang1 14

Sunday 15 February 2015 5:58

So.... did he get the car?

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