Transportation: Today, in a train, I did the old "I've got your nose" trick for... - FML

By jaivolétonnez - 17/06/2015 05:54 - France - La Courneuve

Today, in a train, I did the old "I've got your nose" trick for a kid. He got off at the next stop, then waved something at me from the platform, then yelled, "I've got your keys!" FML

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thisguy22 33

Wednesday 17 June 2015 15:45

Wait... You're allowed to socially interact with someone else's children in France? Without being accused of being a pedophile?!?

Welshite 39

Wednesday 17 June 2015 15:45

Take it to the next level. Track him down and then tell him "I've got your life." Evil smile optional. Or something less morbid like his homework. Your choice.

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Sciath13 14

Sunday 13 September 2015 7:20

The little shit!

crayon_chomper 20

Saturday 26 March 2016 5:26

Amazing...that's also a Simpsons episode but okay

crayon_chomper 20

Saturday 26 March 2016 5:31

Also if the kid is old enough to take your keys then he is too old for you to be playing 'I got your nose' with

becca9985 34

Saturday 30 July 2016 9:19

Love the illustration! That kid looks evil!

GofuckY0urSe1f 2

Wednesday 15 March 2017 5:59

and that why you dont let people near you on public transportation

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