Intimacy: Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't...

By TheEnglishOne - 23/01/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

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Same thing different taste

By iFail - 29/01/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

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By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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By Elizabeth - 11/12/2008 05:13 - France

Today, a girl in my class turned around and said, "Wow, you've got your photo on a rubber! That's amazing!" The rubber was designed to look like a £10 note, and the picture was of the Queen of England. FML

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By englishfail - 15/01/2010 17:39 - United States

Today, I was teaching a class and my student pointed out that I used the wrong "your" while writing on the board. FML

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By boner - 01/02/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML

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By d0rk_ - 02/09/2011 20:44 - Canada

Today, I was in English class when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said, "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I had to walk across the school with a plunger. FML

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By bloodyfreakinawful - 14/12/2012 06:40 - United States - Seabrook

Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML

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By myself - 20/09/2012 07:00 - United States - Seaside

Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 00:34 - United States

Today, my psycho abstinence-only sex ed teacher claimed condoms give 50% protection at most against pregnancy. I couldn't help but correct her. She apologized for her "mistake", saying, "It's just that we're not ALL sluts, Kara." Now everyone thinks I'm a raging whore. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2021 19:04 - United States

Today, I had to pick up my son from school because he was constantly talking about his "Giant pen." In mid-July, I got him a giant-sized pen (writing utensil) and he liked it very much. Apparently, one of the teachers had their mind in the gutter and thought he was talking about… you know what. FML

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Gherto 0

Tuesday 3 February 2009 23:35

Oh yeah, I used to confused by this from time to time back when I lived in the U.K.

Tygastyle 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 2:17

yes, the Beatles are totally still relevant to teenagers! they'll be around forever i think....i'll at least introduce my kids and yeah a rubber can be considered an eraser....it erases the chances of getting pregnant...?!

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ryguy997 0

Monday 1 March 2010 3:52

hahaha don't stay in the USA, come to Canada!!!

HamsteronA 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 22:36

nah I've never heard of lady gaga, but I have heard rumours about a male gaga person. must be lord gaga

Nicksaysheyyy 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 15:27

always use a rubber if you don't want to become pregnant/get AIDS.

austinocappucino 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 18:10

EPIC!!!!!

VampireKiller59 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 23:55

guys dont get pregnant...

mygodmary 0

Friday 23 April 2010 4:19

awwww that's so adorable.

kieran247 0

Sunday 25 April 2010 16:14

tis true

wooters 1

Sunday 25 April 2010 16:33

I love the peopke who say Brits have a accent they created the language English they don't have a accent americains do

sosadrightnow 4

Wednesday 5 May 2010 0:25

everyone has accents.

jesse91 12

Sunday 16 January 2011 2:38

haha i don't know why people always think everyone else but them has an accent.

xander2347 0

Monday 26 April 2010 6:25

**** u #80

sugababy234565 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 3:15

That must've been pretty funny!!!

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