By lemonchips - 12/10/2015 21:28 - Norway

Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML
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schulzy16 9

Kids speak the truth without worrying how it makes others feel

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gosh_mate 30

Surely it not the worst you've heard working with kids XD I hope you don't take it personally!

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fpants2010 18

It's okay OP, my five year old son believes I was alive with the dinosaurs! They have no concept of such things :)

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Alex6003 1

Well with a username like lemonchips, I can only say ydi

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lemonchips 12

Lemonchips is actually a username I made up many years ago, after a game where we had to name two things that start with the same letters as our names, and it's therefore a completely random name that has nothing to do with my appearance. Your comment did make me laugh though!

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nikki151 21

That doesn't necessarily mean you are fat, just bigger than the other teacher, so don't worry about it :too much :)

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luckypants 17

Ouch! Kids and old people.....just say whatever the hell they want without worry.

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anythingrandom 23

On the brighter side you won't have to teach them the difference between thin and fat. Sorry.

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AuTiAlloy 8

A lot of people here can't tell the difference between overweight and morbodly obese...you probably don't have much free tine during school time as a teacher so you can't exersise regularly

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SLdeej 11

You honestly don't need to exercise to lose weight. Weight loss is 80% diet and %20 exercise. And everyone has time to eat a little less food.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Kind of an abstract question for a first grader.

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storminmormin14 12

Wait a six year old understands conservation of mass? Um really this kid is smart

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cadillacgal79 32

You're looking way to far into this, it is merely stating the differences between opposites and OP used her and her colleague as subjects for the opposites she stated.

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