Miscellaneous: Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank...

By HSampsON - 13/10/2013 21:20 - Niger - Niamey

Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML

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By ThatOneGirl646 - 12/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 04:31 - United States - Havertown

Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 01:48 - Canada

Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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By gengiskarn69 - 12/03/2012 14:55 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

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By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2013 21:32 - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML

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Get in, kid

By -__- - 28/10/2011 11:50 - Australia

Today, I think my dad has finally lost his shit and is having a mid-life crisis. He showed up at my school and had me brought to the front desk. He told me to get in the car because we were going to have some "father-daughter bonding". This meant us watching Silent Hill with his work buddies. FML

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By krystal - 27/10/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, it's the third day of my dad's revenge after he snapped over me supposedly using the word "duh" in every other sentence. He got his hands on my old recorder and has been playing it loudly and out of tune outside my room when I try to do my homework. My mom thinks this is hilarious. FML

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sacrosanct2 23

Monday 14 October 2013 2:08

clearly outplayed

emirie 21

Monday 14 October 2013 2:11

Your dad sounds awesome. That's hilarious.

Comments

bryan_1989 14

Monday 14 October 2013 2:16

The dad of the year award goes to.....

kumarina 35

Monday 14 October 2013 2:17

Clearly your dad is a master of pranks..... Can you informed how your class was after this

ManInTheMachine 19

Monday 14 October 2013 2:20

The only way to top this is getting a sex change, get breast implants and go to your father's workplace asking for him as an escort named Caramel Spice. Think about it, OP. How badly do you want to top your father?

annie_nk 22

Monday 14 October 2013 2:25

The phrase "top your father" sounds dirty after telling OP to stage as an escort.

ManInTheMachine 19

Monday 14 October 2013 2:28

;)

evan_7899 28

Monday 14 October 2013 16:01

This comment made my day, but this sounds very vivid in detail, have you had much experience with this situation?

kyu_Q 19

Monday 14 October 2013 20:39

The sex change might not be necessary. Just show up at the job in Daisy dukes and high boots and a knotted tshirt. maybe throw in a paddle for good measure.