Intimacy: Today, in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, instead...

By missingcharlie - 17/08/2009 02:45 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, instead of saying something sexy, he decided to tell me that the bowling alley had a new air hockey table. FML

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By PTKFML - 26/07/2009 04:37 - United States

Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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By kblevss - 05/01/2013 09:21 - United States - Bayville

Today, I was having sex with my new boyfriend, and I realized that he enjoys making airplane sound effects while inserting himself inside of me. Moment ruined. FML

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By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

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By bellaboop1990 - 14/07/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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danielrp34 7

Monday 17 August 2009 9:25

Thats hella sexy!

airplanefood 0

Monday 17 August 2009 9:26

Air hockey turns me on.

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LukeDog 0

Monday 17 August 2009 9:44

8th

123sploosh 0

Monday 17 August 2009 10:39

no.

greekgal44 14

Tuesday 17 May 2011 3:56

13th?

waterynuggets 0

Monday 17 August 2009 9:46

Y'all should get married now

iamatacomuff 0

Monday 17 August 2009 9:56

you should be on strangethingssaidduringsex.com not fml

Karraxo 0

Monday 17 August 2009 10:07

haha i agree wuth #14

Alex_DeLarge 0

Monday 17 August 2009 10:08

lol he gets off on air hockey tables? Sounds like a keeper!

HurriKaty 4

Monday 17 August 2009 10:10

Holy crap, the bowling alley has a new hockey table? Then what the hell were you doing having sex? Get to the bowling alley now, YDI

onlysoph 0

Monday 17 August 2009 10:44

This.

tttron 0

Monday 17 August 2009 10:32

oh my god i just don't see how you'll recover from this

iLIAMMM 0

Monday 17 August 2009 10:38

....And then you had sex, right? NO STORY ENDING IN HAVING SEX IS A FML. Be glad you just got laid then go play some airhockey~

BenignScientists 0

Monday 17 August 2009 10:47

And this F'd YL how exactly?

MadeOfAwesome 1

Monday 17 August 2009 11:10

Take a hint. He wants to **** you on the hockey table xD

DoNuTizPrOnuT 0

Monday 17 August 2009 12:18

copying my post fail

jibz 6

Wednesday 6 October 2010 14:17

No, you fail because you replied to the first post.

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