By missingcharlie - 17/08/2009 02:45 - United States

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Today, in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, instead of saying something sexy, he decided to tell me that the bowling alley had a new air hockey table. FML
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shutyourmouth 0

quit whining, air hockey is sexy and you know it

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captainamerica50 0

Are you ******* kidding me? Yea alright fyl cuz your boyfriend isnt some movie character that only speaks in sexy pre thought up lines. Go find something better to do.

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CFR 0

OMG have his babies! Hey at least he wasn't saying "Let's pretend you're someone else" like the other FML...=/

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nicelyjohnson 0

I gotta say, after just coming back from a missions trip... your life really isn't f*cked. at all. Whiney brat.

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Rydizzle 0

what isnt sexy about that? I love Air hockey!

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sillylung 0

I am sick of these "Today, my boyfriend (sexual activity) (something mildly unsexy happens)." I request REAL FMLs.

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lalalalaura 0

Seriously! All the good FML's have been made a loonnngg time ago. Fmylife.com is losing it's touch because the people who are moderating the FML's think all of them are just hilarious no matter how many common one's there are..

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cherry_blossom 0

Maybe he had been meaning to tell you and been forgetting. And now that he got the chance while he remembered, he decided to break the good news to you. It would be excellent news for me and my boyfriend because we play air hockey like crazy. I win most of the time. =]

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pifpafpoef 1

a loving girlfriend would let her man win the game

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briedis 0

C'mon, he was just trying keep his thoughts off coming too soon ;)

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