Intimacy: Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted... - FML

By KO - 12/10/2014 16:45 - United States

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Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML

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By naughtymommy0317 - 20/06/2013 08:47 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemed to turn him on and he climaxed immediately after he'd hit me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2016 06:59 - United States - Atwater

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Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him, causing him to freak out, thinking I was going for his butt, ending the night with a black eye from being knee'd in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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The heat of the moment

By righthook - 08/04/2015 19:56 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML

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Night terrors

By Tanisha Skye Regeling - 11/06/2020 23:02

Today, I woke up with a headache and a bruised forehead after my husband full-force elbowed me in the head last night in his sleep. It wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact he has zero memory of doing it. FML

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Romantic gestures

By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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Boom, headshot!

By Anonymous - 07/09/2019 02:02

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend headbutted me during sex. This wouldn't be so bad if it was the first time. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2016 07:27 - Japan - Ageo

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Today, I was getting intimate with my husband, and I tried to do a swift position-change like they do in the movies. I wound up flipping off the bed and busting my nose open on the floor. FML

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turdoblast 21

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:26

could've been worse. he could've accidentally headed your butt

ktm71125 19

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:25

Headbutt him back

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diving_fml 30

Monday 13 October 2014 0:18

better facebook it to make that offical

mattrd_fml 31

Monday 13 October 2014 0:31

At least he didn't actually knock you out!

annie917 15

Monday 13 October 2014 0:57

I think he wanted to try something new and "accidentally" headbutted you nearly unconscious to do it.

oJoy 11

Monday 13 October 2014 1:07

this has happened to me plenty of times XD

Khaleesi_26 30

Monday 13 October 2014 2:01

For some reason while reading this FML, I thought of mortal combat right away "Finish her". But on another note, just put an ice pack on it and you'll be fine OP!

rogerover 19

Monday 13 October 2014 2:38

Must have been really getting into it. Whole body thrusting! How's your kitty?

megryan08 11

Monday 13 October 2014 2:58

I wrote one earlier that was rejected. (Said it was too similar) My husband actually knocked me unconscious... FML! lol

cheshirecat13242 32

Monday 13 October 2014 3:36

He probably still finished :-)

gOth_bb 5

Monday 13 October 2014 4:18

haha my boyfriend did the same thing to me...he bruised my chin and I left a gash on his forehead

SystemofaBlink41 27

Monday 13 October 2014 4:54

That's a hard chin you got there!

gOth_bb 5

Monday 13 October 2014 21:06

Haha as he hit my chin my teeth dug into his forehead...

sigaweeds 7

Monday 13 October 2014 4:21

Unconscious or not I bet he would of finished

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