Miscellaneous: Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone...

By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 19:42 - United States

Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML

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You deserved it 3 341

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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You deserved it 5 583

Don't care

By grreeatttt - 31/01/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML

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You deserved it 35 189

Clumsy ass

By minac11 - 26/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML

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You deserved it 373

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By that1summergirl - 19/09/2019 12:00 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend at 2 a.m., telling him I couldn't sleep. He replied, "Well, I can," and hung up. FML

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You deserved it 2 959

By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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You deserved it 6 714

By noboyfriend - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 108 360

You deserved it 26 546

By SoVeryMonday - 30/11/2009 18:01 - Canada

Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 160

You deserved it 9 525

By Johna Richardson - 30/07/2017 20:00

Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML

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You deserved it 831

By me - 27/10/2010 12:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 225

You deserved it 5 731

By kaitlynn - 01/02/2010 20:56 - France

Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML

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You deserved it 10 263

Redoxx_fml 22

Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:26

"Who was it?" "Dunno. Phone's broken"

sillydumpling 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:26

I hope you have a nokia

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novalaise 7

Tuesday 3 April 2012 2:38

Someone has anger management issues.

badmike89 6

Tuesday 3 April 2012 2:45

You never said if he was still asleep while he threw it. If he was than this is hilarious I do random shit in my sleep all the time

lidemocr 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 3:00

I'm old-fashioned but why is your phone ringing in the middle of the night when you are with your boyfriend? Neg away y'all but I'm just saying...

Zangetsu67 5

Tuesday 3 April 2012 3:08

At least it didn't hit you

xIBleedPurplex16 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 3:17

What a prick.

runnawaygirl 4

Tuesday 3 April 2012 3:32

Wtf?

rickyricky528 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 3:33

Beat him...

pokefan813 16

Tuesday 3 April 2012 3:39

A phone is not the best nerf ball...

1zacster 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 3:48

If it's a nokia a hope the wall is ok

Angelous505 5

Tuesday 3 April 2012 3:50

Next time sit there and call HIS phone and see if he chucks it against the wall, then you can laugh if he does ^.^

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Same thing different taste

Don't care

Clumsy ass

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