By brbkillingmyself - 08/08/2015 22:52 - United States

Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
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DivineZero 18

I'm all for the holiday spirit, but damn, some people start in on this shit way too early

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whitevenom 12

I don't like x-mas and damn that's gotta be rough dealing with that. I feel for you.

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mccrightp 29

I understand OP! I was at a bookstore yesterday and saw Christmas cards. Commercialism at its finest.

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xxlizsandraxx 7

I usually start buying gifts in August for my son, but I don't put up decoration until thanksgiving. I guess some of us like to get a head start.

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Angsty_Armadillo 25

At least my dad waited until the day after Thanksgiving to start playing Christmas music 24/7.

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Redgy22 26

Someone has a flair for the dramatic. Don't EVER joke about suicide. If life at home is so bad, you could always take a walk or put on headphones. Some people have REAL problems. Grow Up!

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CyanideCyan 12

I love the wording in this FML.

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Jewely313 2

Christmas is PLEASANT!!! Want to hear about my problems????? Good god, spoiled little brats *make me want to kill myself*.

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