By brbkillingmyself - 08/08/2015 22:52 - United States

Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
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DivineZero 18

I'm all for the holiday spirit, but damn, some people start in on this shit way too early

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whitevenom 12

I don't like x-mas and damn that's gotta be rough dealing with that. I feel for you.

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mduckie101 21

It would be one thing if it was July. At least she could use the excuse that it is Christmas in July cuz apparently that's s thing. I'm so so sorry, OP. I suggest investing in some ear plugs before you go insane....

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JKPwnage 27

No offense, OP, but your mom's a ******* idiot

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phreaker913 21

they need to pass a law, making it ILLEGAL to play christmas music and/or put up decor before thanksgiving

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Hyenayena 27

I like getting Christmas shopping done around this time of year, to avoid having to go to outlets and malls during holiday season. Plus, you avoid shortages and price bumps, but I don't put up decorations until at least the first week of December. I'm all for early Christmas shopping, but damn....

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joeeydead 7

I'll gladly take your place!

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Little_Lost_Lamb 7

I work in a Christmas Barn. I have been surrounded by lights, handling decorations, covered in glitter and even singing along to the Christmas music since the first weekend of June....I can feel your pain

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junpeiIori 17

@ Little_Lost_Lamb; My neighbor has never taken his lights, tree, or the Rudolph antlers and/or nose on his car, down. AqThe radio for us overnight workers? It's a fixed setting. And from mid September, until December 26th, our station begins playing Christmas

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junpeiIori 17

OP, I just saw this today. I work as a receiver for a wholesale store and I got Christmas trees off my delivery yesterday. In 4 weeks, we're setting up Christmas stuff. The very thought eats at my half ginger soul

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rec_chem 22

Ugh. I hate Christmas and Christmas music. I'm dreading the day they start playing that shit everywhere I go for like three months.

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