Miscellaneous: Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my...

By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML

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By dre_bro11 - 06/11/2011 12:17 - Australia

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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By Shrieking_Shack_Maiden - 07/09/2018 23:30

Today, I got to experience the unadulterated horror of waking up to a spider crawling across my face. My screaming woke the neighbors. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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Leave spiders to chill

By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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Adapt, improvise, overcome

By Arthur B. - 24/09/2019 12:01

Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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Freak out

By Anonymous - 03/09/2020 19:07 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, some jackass spider decided to lay eggs behind my wall. No matter how many I kill, I always wake up to multiple baby spiders on my ceiling. FML

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By eyes wide SHIT - 28/12/2013 01:37 - Australia

Today, I spotted a huge spider in my bedroom. I freaked out at first, but I managed to confront my arachnophobia and killed it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returned to my room, the "dead" spider had vanished. Now I'm too scared to sleep. FML

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By igotpride - 09/12/2013 21:01 - United States

Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML

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By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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Wednesday 28 December 2011 22:22

He was just coming back to thank you for saving him. Now give spider bro a hug.

Glitterhinoceros 14

Wednesday 28 December 2011 22:23

Why wouldn't you just put it outside and not kill it, you didn't HAVE to let it live in your room.

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GypsyRover 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 17:25

Everybody eats about 6-8 spiders a year in there sleep. Don't believe me,look it up.

suadela 1

Thursday 29 December 2011 17:43

It means he LOVEES you. :D jk.

kristac123 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 17:57

Eww I wouldn't killed it anyways, I would NEVER let one in my room

kristac123 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 18:02

Would've***

mrs_cundiff 9

Thursday 29 December 2011 18:11

awe sorry hun...bugs creep me out!

RomanBeauty 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 19:09

It knows what you've done :P

SpeakOutLoud 1

Thursday 29 December 2011 23:45

How in the hell is letting an insect live in your room in the spirit of Christmas??

doonerz 0

Friday 30 December 2011 1:48

let's hope it Charolette...........

janellmarie8 0

Friday 30 December 2011 4:06

I would shit my pants

_Peppermint_ 34

Friday 30 December 2011 5:11

I think it's time to tell you, almost all your life, there will be a spider standing atleast 3 feet away.

xgetxbentx 13

Friday 30 December 2011 8:32

Well, fyl and all, but I'm pretty sure spiders don't celebrate Christmas...

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