Miscellaneous: Today, is my 21st birthday. I get home after my night out and...

By scarletdurose88 - 19/04/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, is my 21st birthday. I get home after my night out and walk into the garage to see a 2002 Red Corvette convertible. I run up to the car thinking its a gift and there's a note: "Dani this is not your birthday present. Quit drooling on my car. -Dad" Thanks Dad. FML

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By thanks - 02/05/2014 18:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML

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By er1133 - 11/03/2010 12:04 - Canada

Today, I walk out of my apartment to find that my car is decorated with explicit drawings and "Happy 21st birthday" stuff written all over it. To top it off, my vehicle is completely wrapped in plastic wrap. I'm 22 and my birthday is in December. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 04:57 - United States - Paducah

Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML

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By crashednowcrushed - 26/04/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML

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By as-salamu alaykum, motherfucker - 05/04/2014 22:04 - United Kingdom - Birkenhead

Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 13:06 - United States

Today, my Dad sent me an e-mail wishing me a "Happy 21st Birthday, sweetheart!" The message went on and on about how much he loves and misses me and wishes we were closer, and can't believe how fast I'm growing up. I'm 23 and my birthday is in December. FML

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By VedaLynn - 03/12/2012 23:01 - United States

Today, it's my 21st birthday and my dad has decided to take away my ID in fear that if I have even one drink to celebrate I'll become a raging alcoholic. FML

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By Happy Birthday - 10/07/2018 15:00

Today, my Dad gave me my birthday card. The envelope was blank, as was the card, and the £0.25 price tag was still on. He was fully aware of all these things, but handed it to me and said, "By the way, I didn't write anything." Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Username - 02/10/2019 14:00

Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 02:00 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML

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Serial 2

Monday 20 April 2009 2:45

psh, take it for a spin anyway

kellster 2

Monday 20 April 2009 2:50

Why would they give you such an expensive car??? Buy your own car, you're an adult!

Comments

Meowff 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:20

That sucks. Guys, the FML part is the part that the dad bought himself a car, even though it's his daughter's B-day. Selfish, much? If that happened to me I'd dent the car, and then I'd give him the cold shoulder for a week. I like to play that way. :P

JKPPS 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:22

why would you think you were getting a corvette for your birthday? That's a little much for just being a year older

mamaReese 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:24

lol I'd laugh it off and bring it up during family reunions. It's funny how he knew you were going to assume it was for you. Harhar.

kandy_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:25

You're 21 years old. Why do you think you deserve a car for your birthday? Buy one yourself.

Frlf 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:28

xD.

Chaos_Faction 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:28

hahahahahahaha what a dbag!!! +its ur dad and ur 21 =P

nammz 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:28

to all the people telling her to buy a car herself: the op never said she deserved or expected a car. but honestly, if it was your birthday, at any age, and you all of a sudden saw a nice car at home that you wanted, what would you think? that's a harsh note from your dad.

SarahBearXoX 0

Saturday 1 May 2010 8:01

I agree with #37 heaps, glad I wasn't the only one to think that x

MukyDaCookie 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:30

Whatever, corvettes suck anyway. They are for old people trying to look young, or cool or rich. They don't look that great, or have good back seats, or good performance and sound like something is dying. Your dad should have got a BMW, Mercedes or Audi. Those would have gotten him much more attention and apreciation from people who really care about cars instead of 12 year old who think a Corvette is like a Ferrari.