By Elmo - 16/02/2009 22:42 - United States

Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML
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alwaysalady 0

When my brother was born, my dad took away my college fund. said it would be put to better use on a boy

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xxxviii 5

Can you say this ? I was the mailmans kid,,LOL,,or adopted...

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BritOlivas 0

Its all good the same shit would happen to me to. Im the black sheep in my family. but Idgaf.

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b182link 0

my parents hate my younger brother.. maybe cause he does drugs and dropped outta high school.. idk geez!

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rafa2910 0

haha the same is for my sister.. she is in Dartmouth college and im failing but i get a car for my birthday and she gets a card from wallmart with 20 dollas

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bansheebomber 14

I agree. My little eight year old brother got caught watching hardcore ****, and they were just like, "Oh, it's okay! Just don't do it again." After that all smiles conversation, they pulled me aside, gave me a look of death, and said, "If we EVER catch you watching ****, your life will END." What they meant by end is that I would lose all of my privileges, and almost everything that I own for six months.

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dawg92746 3

I'm so glad I'm an only child so I don't have to deal with any unfair play.

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Brittany101788 0

He/she probably totaled their car.

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ifmlftw 0

I agree #5 my mom let's my brother do way more than I could at his age

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