Here's a haiku for you: Look on the bright side, They gave you two gifts for men… My brother got bras.

My mother took away my phone for a C that I got in English. My sister has two Fs and a D, and she still has hers. Favoritism sucks.

My parents are the same way and then some. I live at home because I can't work but I'm getting disability. My mother treats the other three kids like saints. They can't do anything wrong, they are always right and anything they say I do I obviously do because she knows I'm the horrible bitch they claim I am. my brother lends her money she gives him money. She pays me 200 a month to take care of her, my dad and my brother. That means cooking, cleaning, doing the laundry, running errands and she pays me too much. She doesn't care about anything I need to talk about but my brother walks in and everyone needs to shut up because he's the baby. My sister and brothers don't know how to handle their own problems but yet she doesn't know what's wrong with them. I learned as a kid she doesn't give a damn about anything going on with me but she 'knows' me. my oldest brother has hurt her feelings, turned on the family, humiliated her by calling my aunt 'mom' at a funeral but he's good as gold. He almost broke my toe but I couldn't blame him because he went and got her dinner that day. he didn't even get the right thing and smashed my toe on purpose. Now when i get my disability she thinks I'm going to stay here and pay her to live here. I don't think so. I'm going to rent an actual room somewhere near my sister to be near her kids and live on my own.

Shut up you're a girl, you don't need a car, you need a sponge and some dish soap.

That's so effed up man. :/

Oh your sweet, loving parents who have no favorites. That was sarcasm for all the idiots on this site.

Favoritism much? But hey great things come to those who wait

Its alright bro! I got a Leo Tolstoy book on my 18th B'dae!

Why are there all these FMLS comparing siblings' presents? Be happy you got anything at all.

On my 16th birthday I got nothing, but my 22 year old brother gets a Mac. He does nothing for my mom and yells at her when she asks him anything, he doesn't pay for anything either. I help her everyday on the computer, printer, addressing envelopes, and etc. and I don't even get paid.