Love: Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns... - FML

By Beanzbeanz - 09/07/2011 15:19 - Canada

Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 16:01 - United States

Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML

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By thnxbabe - 22/09/2014 02:11

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML

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By fmlgirl - 25/04/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML

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Happy… where d'he go?

By Lonely - 05/09/2021 04:59 - United States

Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML

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Decisions, decisions

By Anonymous - 16/11/2023 06:00

Today, this coming January in 2024 will be our 3 year anniversary, with loads of engagement talk in the air. Even though I found, "Congrats, you've earned Tinder VIP Status !" on my boyfriend's phone from about 8 months ago. I literally feel sick to my stomach. I was also in the hospital sick when he apparently did this. FML

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Happy for you

By WhyMe - 03/08/2023 00:02

Today, the guy I've talking to for the past 8 months just celebrated his six month 'anniversary' with his girlfriend. He picked her over me, but we agreed to be just friends. My feelings haven’t gone away, though. I can’t help but be jealous and depressed every time he posts about their relationship. FML

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By Amberizzle - 26/09/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML

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By heart broken - 29/12/2013 09:05 - United States

Today, my husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML

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iluvfmls456 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 19:58

next year will be the one year anniversary of you killing him

Struedelmuffin 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 20:00

It took six months to find out he was married? Come on now.

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BrittRoxx101 7

Saturday 9 July 2011 22:31

omg!!! cheater!! id dump this looser

scottwadd1 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 22:39

don't go out with a married man. Home wrecker!

rabTAI 3

Saturday 9 July 2011 22:49

so he is cheating with both of you. you should move on with other guy.

latinadoll 5

Saturday 9 July 2011 22:59

something similar happened to me. FYL OP

lajaynay 15

Saturday 9 July 2011 23:18

maybe it's the way you dress. Just saying.

mrrudy1972 3

Tuesday 12 July 2011 20:05

you are sexy though

Lynzwood 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 23:00

damn y'all be nice!!! there are good guys out there that will pull out chairs and open doors AND stay faithful! it hurts bit maybe I'n a few months you and the wife can search together? or b lesbians together And not have to worry about it ;)

jack_tells_truth 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 23:05

you dated the married cheater, you deserve it. maybe next time you should take the time to figure out if the guy is married first

chrissyb23 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 23:07

dump his ass the 2 timing basterd

stoptrying 9

Saturday 9 July 2011 23:15

@ 116; Yeah. Be that chick who follows him around everywhere and calls him asking what he's doing 24/7 to check if he's cheating. You'll get far in a relationship that way.

DboyCorleone 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 23:22

Am I the only one who realizes anniversary means year

llamatrauma 5

Sunday 10 July 2011 13:50

probably one of the other people who already said that noticed...

lol0wnee 5

Saturday 9 July 2011 23:28

you must not have him on Facebook.

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