By broooooock - 16/07/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, it dawned on me that I've been married for 6 months, but because of the Army I've spent only around 12 days total with my wife. FML
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dotVillain 1

Last time I checked, we were free before we were in this war. We actually invaded THEM. Not to say I don't have respect for the troops, but we are fighting in a war that isn't ours. And for my pre-determined response to the people that will ramble on about how they attacked us first: Not one Iraqi has ever killed any of our people on our soil. 9/11 was mainly Saudi Arabians. As for OP, I'm terribly sorry for you. I don't think your life is fuckable, nor do you deserve it at all. You have a wife that loves you enough to stick by you for long periods at a time without seeing you. Be happy you have her, she sounds like a great girl.

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girlnexdoor 0

So this guy is crazy about me, but we haven't ever been on a date because he went to the marines before he contacted me again. He was supposed to come back in June but it was postponed till August. So I know how that sucks for you. Hopefully things will get better. (I support you for being in the Army, btw)

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lights_aurora 0

When I got married to my Marine husband, my Marine father told me this - "If the Marines (in your case, the Army) wanted you to have a wife, they would have issued you one." My mom concurred. Good luck!

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LittleBit1373 0

You know, everyone who's talking shit on here should think about the fact that the only reason they have that freedon is because this man if fighting for it. Thank you for sacrificing time with your family to fight for our country. Hooah.

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dkskateing 0

if you join you get better training then if you got drafted and if theres a draft the means there was a lot of casualties and they need people at a faster rate

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soccerballs 0

that sucks man. thats a ling time for her with no dick. im sorry for u man.

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element01 0

Better hope shes not spending that time with other dudes. I was in the military.. See that shit all the time!

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Chico119 0

You'll get used to it, trust me. I'm in the Navy and I only get to see her for like 5 days every 6-7 months. If you love her enough and you trust each other, it will be much easier for the two of you.

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Lucky19 0

I echo what #184 said.

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DirgeHippos 0

Can't say you didn't expect to lead a normal life with military service right away. Eventually is a great word to live by in this situation. Hopefully you'll get a sweet deal soon and be able to settle down state side. That's what I've got for the moment.

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Arijana 0

That is so sad. :( Even though I'm not from USA,thank you from serving you country. I hope things will get better !

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