By broooooock - 16/07/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, it dawned on me that I've been married for 6 months, but because of the Army I've spent only around 12 days total with my wife. FML
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dotVillain 1

Last time I checked, we were free before we were in this war. We actually invaded THEM. Not to say I don't have respect for the troops, but we are fighting in a war that isn't ours. And for my pre-determined response to the people that will ramble on about how they attacked us first: Not one Iraqi has ever killed any of our people on our soil. 9/11 was mainly Saudi Arabians. As for OP, I'm terribly sorry for you. I don't think your life is fuckable, nor do you deserve it at all. You have a wife that loves you enough to stick by you for long periods at a time without seeing you. Be happy you have her, she sounds like a great girl.

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girlnexdoor 0

So this guy is crazy about me, but we haven't ever been on a date because he went to the marines before he contacted me again. He was supposed to come back in June but it was postponed till August. So I know how that sucks for you. Hopefully things will get better. (I support you for being in the Army, btw)

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laterdays 0

too ******* bad, you decided to join the military so don't even complain. Coward

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abogg7 0

Laterdays, your a asswipe, youre the coward, hes giving up a married life to serve for our nation, in my opinion, hes more of a man(if you are one) then you will ever be. You, sir, are the coward.

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dezzr 0

laterdays, the only coward is you. so easy to call people names from behind a computer isnt it?

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strawberry1234 0

If you can't stand behind our soldiers, feel free to stand in front of them.

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tonton27_fml 0

FYL, and thanks so much for what you do. All the people saying "YDI for joining the army" are a bunch of douchetards, don't listen to them. And how does everyone know his WIFE isn't in the army?

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lifefullofirony 0

First off, thank you for your service and fighting for our country. Your wife knew what she was getting into when she married you and married you anyways, so you're lucky to have her. I hope you get to come home soon and see her more.

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Topguy 0

super frowny face :((((((

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