By Amberizzle - 26/09/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
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spaceranger33 0

i have to at least commend the guy for staying with you for 3 years and raising a kid with you despite not making any long term commitment like marriage

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fbp6277 0

You guys are kind of assholes. She doesn't have to marry the guy to have kids. Marriage isn't right for some people. Just because someone has a kid with someone without getting married doesn't mean the kid is going to be ****** up. It's better to have the people not get married then to get married and always fight around the kid. People should quit being so judgemental.

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mc0carrie 0

ydi for putting izzle to the end of your name

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ihatethispart2 0

i would have told him to make his own sandwiches and tease him in sumthin sexy and not let him get any.

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Best_Loser 0

You're mad that you had to go back to the kitchen? That's like if I was mad about breathing.

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PsYkIc 0

at least he cares enough about you to order you to do something.

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myballs 0

That guy seems like a dick, but hey at least you got practice making epic sandwiches. Next time you're hungry - BAM! It is a skill you will not soon regret.

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satanstoystore 0

ok look. ydi for marrying someone who likes football. what do women think happen to men after marriage? they will change? hell no. men marry to keep things the same.

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CFR 0

I'd smack my boyfriend if he ever made me do shit like that for him. (I said if he MADE me do it). I'd do it quite willingly if he wasn't asking for it, just to surprise him, same with watching a football game with him. OP he could have at least bought you a flower or something, lazy, unappreciative bastard...

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startrekker 3

Dude, don't stay with the because he's the baby daddy. Find someone who will treat you right.

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Starsmydog 0

you dumb idiot for letting yourself be walked over. He knows your going to follow him around like a puppy because you have ever since you opened your legs. Get on two legs, wear your big girl pants and act like a real woman

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