By weddingcrashed - 19/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
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Same thing different taste

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Dudernahada 0

I'm sorry but I dont get it. Is there a story behind this?

They say brides are nuts for a reason.

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siobhanclarke199 0

OP, that's terrible. I'd stick that bitch, that's so uncalled for. Hope everything worked out for you. --Can't help it. Obviously Meyer has turned the entire vampire legend into a festering mass of sparkling, gay vampires (I mean, you're allowed to do what you want with fiction, but come on!). I mean seriously, I've read the first book. The first page is kind of hard to stomach, I was rather embarassed to be reading this. Abusive relationships, creepy stalking, the systematic rape of Bram Stoker's invention, his masterpiece? The books disgust me, the movie is not even worth the time. If you want an interesting read, pick up Anne Rice or Stephen King or Margaret Atwood or something, just not this pile of feces. But to each his own.

Your husband wanted to play a game of clue!

I would go ruin her wedding now by sensing 20 pitbulls in the churchbto cause a diaturbance. Revenge is awesome :)

asdfghjkl14 0

damn I feel bad for you ,you should find that nigga

ouch.... if yu find the girl b*tch slap her kayy?????

haha that reminds me of bride wars was it a best friend who was jealous b/c it was her wedding day?

mygiraffe 1

if you know who it is say, 'you call me a bitch? bitch is a dog , dogs bark, bark comes from trees, trees are nature , nature is beutiful, thankss for the compliment(:' & steal HER weddding dress(: