By weddingcrashed - 19/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
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Dudernahada 0

I'm sorry but I dont get it. Is there a story behind this?

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Shadic 0

They say brides are nuts for a reason.

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o0ginger0o 7

I understand the character limit, but you still kinda have to say what happened so it makes SOME sense. It's all in phrasing. Today, the psycho who I outbid for the church for my wedding decided if she couldn't have her wedding here today, I wouldn't either. I found a note on a lounge chair saying ‘Today is MY wedding day, bitch’ and my expensive gown in the pool, covered in red paint. FML (266 characters) Today, my fiancés bat-shit crazy ex somehow snuck onto the grounds before my wedding. I found a note on a lounge chair saying ‘Today is MY wedding day, bitch’ and my expensive gown in the pool, covered in red paint. FML (219 characters) Today, the day of my wedding, an evil pots and pans robot obsessed with my fiancé decided to make one last stand before I got to the alter. I found a note on a lounge chair saying ‘Today is MY wedding day, bitch’ and my expensive gown in the pool, covered in red paint. FML (273 characters)

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wickedgrl13 0

Family Guy reference FTW!! :)

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o0ginger0o 7

Except I couldn't fit in the part where the wheelchair ninja runs over the dress, then the dress gets eaten by a dinosaur. These things happen.

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allmidnighteyes 10

I'd rather not fill my mind with creepy stalking, encouragement of abusive relationships, and werewolves falling in love with babies, kthnx Twilight lovers should start reading actual books, as opposed to 500 page synonyms for "sparkling" and "beautiful" written by a batshit insane lady who pretty much hates all women and wants them to look for guys who emotionally and physically abuse them as a sign of "love", and who probably has nightly wet dreams about her main character.

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jjjeah 0

Dear allmidnighteyes, You are pretty amazing and I hope you are aware of this. That is, so far, the best rationally-put tiraded against Twilight I have ever written. Please keep it up. I am not being sarcastic, I promise!

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jjjeah 0

I tried to read Twilight, but I vomited after one page. Incidentally, that one page broke every rule my Writer's Craft teacher in high school had ever laid down for us.

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samhat 0

These are my thoughts exactly. I'm glad some one has enough respect for themselves and other women to realize that Twilight is an awful example of literature

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tari_joon 0

Did read it. It's shit. I am an avid reader, lover of literature of all kinds and that book is a terrible example for any aspiring writers.

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666HailSatan666 0

I am assuming this is some crazy ex-girlfriend/fiancee trying to get revenge?

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bosshaug 0

I don't get this at all

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cat83 0

This seems to be missing part of the story...

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dance_till_dawn 0

Twilight haters should try reading a book. Maybe you should start with Twilight. OP, this sucks.

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Klabauterpete 0

Cool story, bro.

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Sachy 0

This is kind of lacking information. Who exactly did this?

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