By weddingcrashed - 19/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
I agree, your life sucks 79 606
You deserved it 4 324

Same thing different taste

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Dudernahada 0

I'm sorry but I dont get it. Is there a story behind this?

They say brides are nuts for a reason.

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Find out who did it, sue the shit out of her.

licketyslit 0

YDI for wanting to start a new family and getting married

How did the vandal get the dress?? I'm calling fake. Seriously, for this to happen, then vandal would have to be in the brides wedding party, have access to the dress while the bride isn't around (or passed out), and have a grudge. 1. Have to be in the brides party, who else would have access to the dress either the day before or the day of. Who else would the bride give unrestricted access to her house/changing room/hotel room? If the person was in the party, then the bride would probably know if that person was supposed to be getting married..... 2. Person had to have access to the dress. Either the bride got pissed at her party the night before her wedding (it happens, but it is always dumb) and passed out or the person had total and unrestricted access to the dress. The dress would probably be at the hotel room, mothers house/ brides house etc.... Who would the bride give that free of access to but a "close" and trusted friend. 3. How could the bride not know of a grudge big enough to cause a person to do that? How could the bride allow that person that much access to her wedding dress??

they don't necessarily NEED to be in the wedding party.... they could be someone who knows someone who's in the wedding party. or since that's such a busy day and there's people going in and out of her house it's very easy for someone to walk in and do something like that without people noticing.

paladininwaiting 1

to #69....COOL STORY BRO!!!!! Rocks! If you don't understand this comment, or the word Daenner, nevermind, sorry!

i say fake, i think she would be more caught up trying to find out who did it/getting a new dress if it was a real story. and probs would not have time to post it on FML