By weddingcrashed - 19/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
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Dudernahada 0

I'm sorry but I dont get it. Is there a story behind this?

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Shadic 0

They say brides are nuts for a reason.

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MLSxxox 3

Wht the hell #123??? Are yhoo just looking for any excuse to say YDI?? OP: There must be some crazy bitches out there...

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MisterWho_fml 0

OP: In what did you get married? Also, who would say YDI to this?

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binaryalice 0

i'm so confused! also my grandma is getting married today in a red dress...irony?

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DollxFace 4

There is no true set "rules" on how vampires survive, every author has a different point of view, I believe Stephanie Meyer stole her idea on them surviving in the sun from Anne Rice. Read The first few pages on The Vampire Lestat. Twilight the movie is horrible, the books truely weren't that bad. Nothing AMAZING, but they were okay. Don't hate unless you've read the books, those who have and don't like it, SHUT UP, No one ASKED for your opinion, and those who are crazy obsessed, GET A LIFE. and for the post, That has really blow, but I'd like to know who did it and why. If you know, You should stab her while shes in her dress and then throw her in a pool.

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giratina16 0

who ever did it i would chop off her hair when she was sleeping and stick it in her food and put ink in her tea/coffee, then i would find her wedding dress and smother it in dog shit

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cheaptrick3307 0

you were probally banging her fiancé. serves you right.

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AshleyRose784 0

woah, who did you piss off? call judge judy!

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aliealieawhoaa 0

******* *****, curbstomp her assss!

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01phoenix 0

There can't be 2 weddings on the same day? I would sue her for everything she wished she could've had

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tymarie2012 31

oh yeah cause there's a law stating that you can't get married on the same exact day as someone else.....

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