Miscellaneous: Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive...

By weddingcrashed - 19/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML

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By Meaghan - 12/02/2013 17:41 - United States - North Myrtle Beach

Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML

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All weddings are themed

By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 20:08

Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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Another fine mess

By Stephanie - 05/03/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I bought my wedding dress and sat it on the bed while I went to buy matching shoes. When I came home, I saw my soon to be husband on the bed sitting next to my wedding dress. Turns out he spilt Coca-Cola on the dress and was trying to get it out with carpet cleanser. FML

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By Noname - 10/03/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML

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Kinda brought it onto yourself

By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, despite my warnings, my only son married a girl I hate. To protest their marriage, I wore a white dress to the wedding. Her maid of honor "tripped" and spilled red wine all over me. FML

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By Ansharus - 06/06/2016 13:47 - Belgium - Londerzeel

Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2018 14:00

Today, a mad woman squirted me with a water gun filled with paint as we were leaving the church where I just married my husband. As I was staring at this mad bitch in my ruined dress, wondering why she would do something so horrible, she ran off crying and shouting, "Sorry wrong wedding!" FML

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By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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By ipaid350dollarsfornothing - 15/03/2013 07:09 - Qatar

Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML

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By budgetboss - 08/06/2018 18:30 - United States - Granbury

Today, I got a call that my custom order bridesmaid dress is at the apartment complex I just moved out of. They won’t give it to me because I’m no longer a resident, but they just thought I should know. The wedding’s tomorrow. FML

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Dudernahada 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 1:48

I'm sorry but I dont get it. Is there a story behind this?

Shadic 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 1:47

They say brides are nuts for a reason.

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GriefBacon 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 18:42

How is someone able to get ahold of your wedding dress in the first place? Do you not lock your doors?

ban4023 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 20:28

wtf what did u do?

lets_be_ian 5

Sunday 20 September 2009 20:40

If this wedding is like most other weddings there are most likely handfuls of women running around yelling at each other over who is supposed to carry what, who's hair is to get done next, etc. There are also just as many guys milling around to the side trying to stay the hell out of the way and looking at each other nervously. Wedding days are usually insane running non-stop until the "I do". Wouldn't surprise me that anyone could sneak in and do what they wanted to, assuming they knew the bride. Again, we don't know the whole story. And really, who gives a shit what you think of twilight... find a twilight blog or something.

tymarie2012 31

Wednesday 4 May 2011 9:21

most intelligent response on here that I've seen so far. congrats.

monster_tamer 11

Sunday 20 September 2009 21:36

How the heck did a ruined wedding dress turn into a discussion about Twilight? o.o But wow, OP, what happened afterwards? X.x

wanderingasian 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 22:14

was it the husband who wrote "it's my wedding bitch!"

alwaysalady 0

Monday 21 September 2009 0:40

maybe a neighbor or sister or cousin got pushed off her preferred date by the OP. Then they would have had access to the house.

ohJeeznotme 7

Monday 21 September 2009 2:30

Lock your damn doors

FerrariCake 2

Monday 21 September 2009 4:02

Considering all the evidence (same wedding day as you, has access to your house, knows where you kept the dress), the prime suspect: your fiance OR... one of your multiple personalities.