By weddingcrashed - 19/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
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Same thing different taste

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Dudernahada 0

I'm sorry but I dont get it. Is there a story behind this?

They say brides are nuts for a reason.

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I think you can order an incestigation... Either way, I think your husband has a creepy stalker. Imagine some twitard throwing Bella's wedding dress and putting some shit like "Today's MY wedding day BITCH. EDWARD IS MINE!!!!!1". I beleive it's something along those lines...

It was Mrs. Scarlet, in the kitchen, with the can of red paint.

Why is everyone assuming that the OP knows more info than she's telling us? Maybe she does, maybe she doesn't, but she's just saying what happened. Could be she's just as confused as the rest of us.

"Twilight doesn't even follow all the "true" facts about vampires... In Twilight they can survive in the sun, I mean what the hell?" Please forgive me if I am wrong, but I was under the impression that a vampire was a fictional character and therefore its charictaristics were not under the standard constrants of fact that a normal and real species would be subject to and hence could be varied by the creative licence of the author. I'm sorry if I am incorrect and a vampire really is a registered species and therefore certain facts that surround it are incorrect in the Twilight Saga, thus making it the pathetic novel that you speak of. I personally couldn't care less, if you ask me your just digging for excuses to bag out what millions of people world wide consider to be an exellently written and executed novel. BTW what the heck does Twilight have to do with a ruined wedding dress?

Man, that sucks. Did the wedding go alright, anyway? I mean, ultimately, it's just a dress.

That's horrible! Who was the culprit, though?

Violet_Grace 0

Depending on the rest of the story that's not included here, I'd be taking some pictures and getting a lawyer. Obviously it was someone she knew then or else they wouldn't have had access to the house, unless they broke in, which they could be arrested for anyway... Regardless, what a crappy thing to do... people really suck sometimes.

Kidfloe369 2

everybody need 2 get off 165... its called PARAPHRASING... thats bogus tho OP