Miscellaneous: Today, it marks the fourth month since my 15-year-old cousin...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 14:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, it marks the fourth month since my 15-year-old cousin asked me out, then started practically stalking me when I said no. It's also the fourth month of my parents and his constantly telling me to stop overreacting and that it's "just a phase." FML

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By Foreveralone17362562 - 16/04/2014 02:18 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML

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By yoggabe - 18/08/2012 20:34 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I found out that my six year old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML

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By whateven333 - 18/02/2015 04:02 - United States - Gibsonia

Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him get through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 28/10/2010 04:44 - Canada

Today, my little cousin is going to be staying at our house for a year or so, because of financial problems. It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that every single night he creeps up on me while I'm sleeping, and shouts, "GO FUCK YOURSELF!" directly into my ear. Only another 11 months to go. FML

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By datgirl92 - 24/05/2013 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML

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Slipped my mind

By PaulineB - 12/10/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I was complaining to my best friend about my weird cousin and how annoying he is whenever I see him (which isn't often, thankfully). She replied, “Isn’t that my boyfriend you're talking about?” Turns out, yes. Yes, he is. FML

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Collect the set

By Anonymous - 11/09/2022 22:30

Today, my ex-boyfriend is now dating my cousin, and he's stopped hanging out with me for her. FML

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By coward - 03/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom

Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML

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What do you want from me?

By charapos - 28/11/2021 08:01

Today, the person who I've asked to back off is still messaging me and making me more stressed out. I'm pretty sure he fancies me, but I'm asexual. This after he already promised to back off multiple times. I think I've got myself a stalker. FML

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By Hopeless - 08/02/2011 03:22

Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML

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Chellybelly92 14

Saturday 22 June 2013 21:27

I don't understand why parents just brush off weird behaviors like that rather than just addressing them.

hordriss 14

Saturday 22 June 2013 21:31

Your parents should be taking this seriously, that's some seriously disturbing behaviour.

Comments

thebear683 6

Sunday 23 June 2013 1:12

to be fair it probably is a phase, albeit an inappropriate and extremely creepy one that both sets of parents should address rather than ignore.

MysteryManPerson 10

Sunday 23 June 2013 1:53

What? He knows what he likes..

InfamousFleet 3

Sunday 23 June 2013 1:59

Hes your cousin who cares call him meet somewhere and sleep with him

Ziggy122 15

Sunday 23 June 2013 2:10

Yup, you just set yourself up for a bunch of hillbilly jokes by revealing you're from Alabama. But in all seriousness, even if this is a "phase", it's creepy as **** and neither set of parents should be ignoring it. Sit your family down and have a long talk about this.

WhiteCrimson 23

Sunday 23 June 2013 2:30

Self defense... Pepper spray and a running **** slap should do the trick, if not kick past the knee caps and aim for the balls. But only as a last resort.

slimkelsey 17

Sunday 23 June 2013 4:50

I think that would do the trick! Ha or at least a good hard punch in the neck.

slimkelsey 17

Sunday 23 June 2013 4:42

My jaw dropped when I read that OP was from Alabama...seeing as how everyone else already assumes that people here are all incest....which is definitely NOT true lol. Sorry FYL OP.