Jealousy, Party and Love: Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has...

By Clader - 10/12/2008 03:09 - France

Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has just rung me up from a party where she's the only girl there. She seems to be having a great time. FML

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By drunkdial - 06/01/2010 05:53 - France

Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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By scatter00x - 08/02/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and about a minute and a half into some heavy making out, she opened her eyes and said, "Oh, it's you." Then got up and walked out. FML

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By TheOtherWoman - 20/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

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Explain yourself

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML

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Who'll tell him?

By Anonymous - 03/03/2023 12:00 - Japan

Today, the girl I like said she was out drinking with a friend. I'm pretty sure she has been lying about all the times she has "fallen asleep" and could not talk, and is actually seeing other people. FML

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Drunken antics

By eddie818 - 10/06/2012 07:54 - Canada - Sidney

Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML

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By allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 20:00

Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML

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Party hard

By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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linshenjie321 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 4:50

**** her man , she is a hoe

tren94 0

Friday 3 June 2011 5:11

but see going to a party as the only girl and then calling at 2am DRUNK would make anybody worry. trust isn't such a big part of the equation when booze is added in.

Comments

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Saturday 2 May 2009 11:19

At least she called you to tell you.

PRimAl_HUnt3r 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:06

well the post time says 10 PM....just pointing that out

hasty_D 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 22:12

the moderators have to accept the post and read it out man...

loveeisnott 0

Monday 11 May 2009 22:11

obviously you're lying if it's "2:23" in the morning, and yet the information about your post clearly states that it was 10:09. fail.

Dwayzee 2

Wednesday 16 November 2011 7:24

Takes time to be moderated.. Fail

SpicyDuck 22

Wednesday 27 June 2012 20:52

Also this person is in France. Are you in France?

Rellakan 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 23:29

okay, possibilities here oh mightiest of mighties- he lives in a different time zone, FML doesn't check that they use a universal clock. he waited until the next day to post it because he doesn't wake up and instead of going back to sleep, check FML and maybe make a submission. on another note, :/ sketchy check up with her later XD