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By FriendlessLoser - 17/08/2016 07:11 - United States - Bristow

Today, it's again one of many times my mom dropped me off at the mall to hang out with friends. Since I have no friends, I shop by myself and always tell her I had "so much fun". FML

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By LuxTheSarcastic - 06/11/2015 23:05 - United States - Apex

Today, my mother dragged me to the mall to get me out of the house and to get me to stop using my phone. She then spent the whole trip talking on her phone instead of actually interacting with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML

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By etmerda - 12/07/2012 10:31 - United States

Today, I walked around town by myself for four hours because I was too ashamed to tell my parents that I have no friends willing to spend time with me. FML

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Second best

By Rebecca - 16/04/2012 18:49 - United States - Bloomfield

Today, my mom admitted that the only reason she took me out for lunch was because she felt guilty over going on a massive shopping spree for my sister while I was forced to stay home alone. I thanked her for the Wendy's meal anyway. FML

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By doyouwantmedead - 21/08/2017 12:00 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, I asked my mom if I could go to a friend's birthday. She said no, claiming I had been to too many this year already. I'd only been to one. It was my own. FML

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High school drama

By Anonymous - 01/10/2021 20:00

Today, I went to the mall with friends. I'd ditched other friends in order to go out with these friends. At the table next to me was an ex, and on the top floor were the other friends I'd ditched. FML

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Holy stereotypes, mom!

By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 22:38 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I told my parents that I was going to hang out with some friends. My dad guffawed and said, "Ooh, look at Mary, pretending she has a social life." Thanks, Dad. FML

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By mothapuka - 26/12/2009 09:10 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I went to the mall with my mum. She had a few too many drinks the night before. As soon as we got into the mall, she puked. She walked around the mall with me, blowing chunks into a plastic bag. FML

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By Not turnt - 27/07/2015 19:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML

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cuz803 44

Wednesday 17 August 2016 17:22

Why don't you just tell her, "I have nobody to hang out with" mom's know that feeling.

NotmadYT 17

Wednesday 17 August 2016 17:18

I know dat feel bro

Comments

AmbersAnAngel 5

Friday 19 August 2016 7:04

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Syllyme 10

Friday 19 August 2016 9:25

Sad to admit I do the same thing lol.

Quicky5_ 16

Friday 19 August 2016 23:25

Honestly, it's not hard making friends! Just be kind, and never have a predetermined image of what a friend should look like! It will come OP

more4me 27

Saturday 20 August 2016 2:37

This is such a sad FML! I'll be your friend, OP ! Try talking to your mom and say that you don't have anyone to hang out with. Maybe you can join activities or groups in your area ? Good luck to you!

dave__609 10

Saturday 20 August 2016 20:30

I'll be your friend. I know how it feels to not have friends, and if you want s friend text me

tiredofwaiting 25

Sunday 21 August 2016 7:34

I Shop By Myself all The time. Nothing wrong in being a loner.

6xrv 14

Monday 22 August 2016 5:58

I love going to the mall by myself.

ManofGraham 5

Sunday 18 September 2016 1:47

I know them feels pal. I'll hang out with you though! On the Internet at least... Then again, I do like road trips... And Virginia is only 3 hours away...