Today, it’s day five of excruciating arm pain from my covid vaccine,...

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By kerah - 04/05/2021 11:01

Today, it’s day five of excruciating arm pain from my covid vaccine, and the pain has only gotten worse. If I go for a week without lifting weights, my depression kicks in and I become suicidal. FML

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catalysty 20

Monday 10 May 2021 4:14

lift with the other arm for now and see a dr.

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catalysty 20

Monday 10 May 2021 4:14

lift with the other arm for now and see a dr.

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