Miscellaneous: Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story...

By apple - 16/07/2010 19:38 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 22:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML

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By mei-ah - 12/06/2021 00:01

Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML

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By loser - 17/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

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By MrDisgrace - 17/09/2017 13:00

Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 18:00 - United States

Today, on my birthday, my mother described my birth like a large, painful bowel movement in front of all my friends. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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By areyoukiddingme - 07/09/2013 04:50 - United States

Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML

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By How old am I again? - 04/09/2022 17:30 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mother painstakingly spell out to me why broken glass is extremely dangerous. Feeling insulted, I jokingly asked her if she thought I was "retarded". I then got yelled at for "swearing." I'm a fucking adult, but my overprotective and condescending mother seems to think otherwise. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML

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Friday 16 July 2010 23:24

haha that sounds like my mom haha

hahaiseeyou 0

Friday 16 July 2010 23:26

you should have a little talk with your mother

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reallymily 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 0:26

she seems nice..

Geiko_fml 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 0:28

That's an awesome mom. I'd just give her the finger back and tell her to **** herself.

xxJORDISxx_fml 4

Saturday 17 July 2010 0:33

you turned 18 eh well at Least she didn't kick you out

Xx_jESSii 3

Saturday 17 July 2010 0:37

Sounds like my mom but instead of calling me rude she probly would have said shut the f*ck up lol oh & Happy birthday Op !

leonieNL 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 0:42

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Saturday 17 July 2010 0:50

I'm the OP on this one :) Just to clear things up, I did not interrupt my mom after she did it to me, she simply told me to go get my guests a drink. I said 'mom' after she was done. The reason I mentioned it was my birthday is because that's the reason my friends (and some family members, I know, awesome experience) were there. Thanks to the ones wishing me a happy birthday :) I'm just glad it's done, I never liked birthdays. P.S. Don't worry, my mom's not a bitch, she's just a little edgy sometimes.