By 1fungi - 07/12/2010 05:25

Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
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kman1759 7

if this was flipped and the boy was given the squirt gun and the girl was giving the limo everyones opinions would be completely different.

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ghostpwner_fml 0

i want the prsents your girlfriend got you from my girlfriend...

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BluFlames 8

Dude, give without expecting something back. Otherwise you will never be satisfied with your kind deeds.

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zoethepooh 0

dude, she obviously can't afford to get you anything better, and hey, maybe she has something planned with all those objects. Us girls are smart, she may have something planned. suck it up.

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EpicFail1520 16

I would have been happy either way. At least she thought about you.

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bghernandez2011 14

At least she didn't forget your birthday.

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petro5 6

For your sake I hope she ****** u better then u have ever been before. That would be a good birthday no matter what

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DarksideDoll 31

Am I the only one who thinks the squirt gun & glowy necklace sound much more fun?

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Izabel12 7

You were WAY to nice to her! Females, I swear.

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