Miscellaneous: Today, it's my best friend's birthday. It's also the first year...

By carine13 - 30/09/2012 03:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, it's my best friend's birthday. It's also the first year I've had her gift purchased, wrapped and mailed on time. The post office lost the parcel. FML

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carine13_fml 4

Monday 1 October 2012 4:23

OP here! FM password retrival. lol Yeah Canada Post comes with free insurance so I got my money back.

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lacespace 8

Sunday 30 September 2012 9:36

Murphy's Law 101. You understand.

perdix 29

Sunday 30 September 2012 10:04

When you file the insurance claim, tell them you got your friend an original Picasso, a gold ingot, unicorn semen and the secret recipe for Coke.

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doglover100 28

Sunday 30 September 2012 15:19

My best friend sometimes doesn't get me anything when I do. Then when I send her something she doesn't say thank you.

eggmarie 25

Sunday 30 September 2012 16:16

To the people talking about how shitty the US Post Office is: OP lives in Canada. How do you know she was even shipping to the US?

pogue36 5

Sunday 30 September 2012 17:34

Should off went with pony express.

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 30 September 2012 20:00

The post office be having some horrible service. I know from experience of course.

mookiemookie01 24

Sunday 30 September 2012 22:16

Noo! How do you lose a package??

fatman1970 25

Monday 1 October 2012 0:21

I love OP's name!

ElishaisSexy2016 9

Monday 1 October 2012 0:23

Hopefully your friend understands

Kidkaplan 19

Monday 1 October 2012 4:24

Or they just dont deliver on sunday

carine13_fml 4

Monday 1 October 2012 4:28

This was the 20th, but as we all know "Today," is the day everything happens

carine13_fml 4

Monday 1 October 2012 4:39

Oh boo. Now that I showed my face they got rid of my cool name :( "Murphy's Bitch"... Pretty much describes my life.

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