Miscellaneous: Today, it's my best friend's birthday. It's also the first year...

By carine13 - 30/09/2012 03:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, it's my best friend's birthday. It's also the first year I've had her gift purchased, wrapped and mailed on time. The post office lost the parcel. FML

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carine13_fml 4

Monday 1 October 2012 4:23

OP here! FM password retrival. lol Yeah Canada Post comes with free insurance so I got my money back.

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lacespace 8

Sunday 30 September 2012 9:36

Murphy's Law 101. You understand.

perdix 29

Sunday 30 September 2012 10:04

When you file the insurance claim, tell them you got your friend an original Picasso, a gold ingot, unicorn semen and the secret recipe for Coke.

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avierg 2

Monday 1 October 2012 13:51

Make his fantasy come true

Arch27 27

Monday 1 October 2012 14:29

I've never had good luck with the Canadian Post. Next time take it to them in person -- it'll be worth it.

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