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By Raptorcake - 15/08/2016 12:50 - Australia - Calwell

Today, it's my birthday and I celebrated with friends. I now have 34 individual copies of the first Twilight movie. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2024 10:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, it's my 36th birthday. My boyfriend and I celebrated with a big group of our friends, our families, and their kids. Everyone there was taller than me, including my friend's 10 year-old son. FML

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You deserved it 111

By Chakkamofo - 01/02/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card that read, "You made it to 36!" It's my 35th birthday. FML

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By twihard - 10/09/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML

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You deserved it 923

By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 16:00 - United Kingdom - Thornbury

Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML

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You deserved it 158

By poorgary - 18/12/2008 11:46 - France

Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML

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By Aeare_ - 17/09/2016 04:15 - United States - Dixon

Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML

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You deserved it 1 244

By cheap - 18/06/2014 13:42 - France - Toulouse

Today, I celebrated my 22nd birthday. On my cake stood last year's "21" candle, to which had been added a single candle. Clearly, times are tough. FML

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It's the thought that counts

By Not a day over 35 - 18/06/2013 13:06 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML

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You deserved it 5 833

By OneGirlsLife - 15/06/2017 06:00 - United States - Spartanburg

Today, it was supposed to be my birthday dinner with two of my friends. They're both now bringing their boyfriends, so I get to be the fifth wheel to my own birthday dinner. FML

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You deserved it 372

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By ButYTho - 06/11/2022 01:00 - Spain

Today, a friend and I celebrated our birthdays together with our mutual friends. I bought them a game from their favourite series, commissioned a sketch, and chipped with others to get them various other presents. I got a mug and a hentai t-shirt. FML

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You deserved it 265

Rykers 18

Tuesday 16 August 2016 10:15

Sell them for $5 each, buy yourself a massive bottle of vodka. Happy Birthday!

deathstroke990 22

Tuesday 16 August 2016 10:33

hey free fire starters

Comments

LiquidFantasy 19

Tuesday 16 August 2016 11:39

Man that sucks! But hey, you're awesome because you're from Canberra. Put them on eBay?

Wishe 17

Tuesday 16 August 2016 12:26

Your friends are either terrible gift givers or massive trolls, lol

ashatash 12

Tuesday 16 August 2016 12:52

at least you have 34 friends! I have like 3 lol

cheeeksss 29

Tuesday 16 August 2016 13:08

#16 beat me to it. Wish I had 34 friends!

xnemesis1981 15

Tuesday 16 August 2016 13:36

Surprise? Lol

shitstorm28 11

Tuesday 16 August 2016 13:42

you got 34 friends to buy you gifts.

TanteTine 5

Tuesday 16 August 2016 15:29

That is so horrible...and funny!!!

interesting33 36

Tuesday 16 August 2016 15:47

I wish I had 34 friends :P

Fixme 5

Tuesday 16 August 2016 15:55

Cheer up, not all get gifts from 34 friends on their birthday :)

CliffyB03 28

Tuesday 16 August 2016 15:55

I don't even have $34 friends

CliffyB03 28

Tuesday 16 August 2016 15:57

Ignore the $

paddymac 13

Tuesday 16 August 2016 16:22

get new friends

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Today, I was on my way home from a friend's house. I called home ahead of time to let my parents know I was on my way. My dad picked up and in a panting voice said, "Now isn't a good time, drive around the block for 15 minutes." FML

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Today, I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were three girls loudly discussing blowjob techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was, "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML

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Today, I can no longer tolerate my mother-in-law. She's not a bad person, but anytime she opens her mouth it is only to criticize, chastise, scold, or blame me. My husband is too terrified of her to ask her to leave our home. FML

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Today, I walked past a few of my coworkers sitting outside smoking. As I got a whiff of the smoke, I coughed. They immediately started to defend their habit, and I was told to "mind my own fucking business." I wasn't trying to be rude; I'm actually allergic to cigarette smoke. FML

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Today, there is a huge lump on my neck. I thought it was a boil, but it didn't seem to hurt at all, nor was it bothersome. It wasn't until my mom pointed out its existence and size one too many times that I started to feel uncomfortable, and now suddenly I can't sleep at all. FML

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Today, it was my college graduation ceremony. My parents didn’t come because they “forgot”, although I told them and had been reminding them for months. Last year was my little sister’s high school graduation. My parents wasted no time going to her ceremony and then took her out to dinner. FML

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Today, I had to stand outside the changing room while two of my coworkers had noisy sex. I just needed my car keys. FML

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Today, I had to back down and buy a popsocket, which I'd declared useless and stupid since they first came out. I had to buy one after dropping my phone on my toddler's head while he was sleeping. FML

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