By birthdayfun - 23/03/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 494
You deserved it 37
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0___0 9

Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:

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uhnonnuhmus 0

To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.

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Simp_fml 0

I would have bitch slapped your mom. Seriously, what a moron.

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randomcomment321 0

don't try it. *rubs nose* parents aren't as old as you may think they are.

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jazminbliss 2

wtf. ouchy. I hope your mom feels really bad...but happy birthday!

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xomsdelanyox 0

dude i would get hella revenge on my mom if that was me. that cat could of had rabbis or something!

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Laeif 0

@ #16 At least it couldn't possibly have priests...

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Jimboom 11

I would move out of your place if your old enough to. It sounds like your mom has crazy cat lady tendencies.

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essentee 0

lol ha ha ha funny..............as if u needed stitches! faker!

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take_me_home 0

i'd like to see what kind of damage a cat could do to ur face!!! Pictures Please!!! ....& happy birthday :)

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